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Matthew Gellert

@MatthewGellert

Ad guy. Nervous channeler of the random. I look sketchy because my parents are sticks of charcoal. Views expressed are my own. https://xitter.gq/t.co/Q1v8nePEzi

 The cave of forgotten socks.
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Joined October 2012
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Finally won the @midnight game! Now, I can go to sleep. FOREVER! (Or maybe like 5 hours)
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The Pigeon@The_Pigeon4 Jul 2024
It is hard to believe that all these fireworks are for me! They ARE for me, right? Right?
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Dachshunds are spring-loaded. #Fact #dachshunds
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The Pigeon@The_Pigeon14 Jun 2024
Replying to @UnionSquareKids
That's okay. I do not have to be the ABSOLUTE GREATEST, MOST TALENTED, SMARTEST, INCREDIBLY ENTERTAINING, SHINING STAR of every single book. Just most books.
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The Pigeon@The_Pigeon14 Jun 2024
Replying to @bn_classwork
I am HAPPY to let Cher Ami take the spotlight today. A true pigeon among pigeons. Tomorrow will be all about me again.
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The Pigeon@The_Pigeon13 Jun 2024
Replying to @WoolwichPigeon
Out of curiosity, are Pigeons allowed to drive the famous Double-decker buses in England? I would like to do that!
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The Pigeon@The_Pigeon13 Jun 2024
To celebrate Pigeon Appreciation Day, in lieu of flowers, please consider donating permission for me to drive the bus! #PigeonAppreciationDay
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The Pigeon@The_Pigeon12 Jun 2024
Replying to @codepted
I was more than happy to help! Plus, it is ALWAYS a pleasure to chat with Gerald and Piggie!
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The Pigeon@The_Pigeon12 Jun 2024
Replying to @codepted @Rockies
This was such a blast! Next time, we should take a bus to the ball-game and I should drive!
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The Pigeon@The_Pigeon11 Jun 2024
Baseball game hot dog, is it really you? I haven't heard from you in FOREVERRRRRRR! 🌭❤️
lil piss baby (@11kmrn) profile picturelil piss baby@11kmrn5 Jun 2024
would you answer?
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The Pigeon@The_Pigeon12 Jun 2024
Pigeon Appreciation Day tomorrow! Dress code: Feathers.
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The Pigeon@The_Pigeon7 Jun 2024
Not me telling @Lin_Manuel to let me play a bus driver in #HAMILTON! 😆 @codepted @SusanaCDenver @TatteredCover
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@codepted6 Jun 2024
.@The_Pigeon planned a short visit to Denver for a book-talk with Luis A. Miranda, Jr. and special guest @Lin_Manuel at @TatteredCover, but then Commissioner @SusanaCDenver talked about CDE's Pigeon Week... Tune in to CDE's social media channels next week for Pigeon Week 2024!
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The Pigeon@The_Pigeon5 Jun 2024
Well, I worked REALLY hard today too...can I get a MILLION hot dogs? 😁
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The Pigeon@The_Pigeon4 Jun 2024
Replying to @JenSkeggs
WOW! Addison is quite the artist! Do you think she can make one of me...A POTATO PIGEON??
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The Pigeon@The_Pigeon29 May 2024
Replying to @EyeintheskyGla @ScottishEPA @NERCscience @EUEnvironment @birdsofpreywb @Nature @NatureBiotech @GlasgowWEToday @Glasgow_Live @AMAZlNGNATURE
HEY! You have found my friends Siobhan and Lachlan! Tell them I said hello and that they look great!
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The Pigeon@The_Pigeon29 May 2024
I REALLY SHOULD be riding a roller coaster right now.
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The Pigeon@The_Pigeon28 May 2024
This is not complicated. I want to drive it.
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The Pigeon@The_Pigeon28 May 2024
I really, really, really love making THE PIGEON EXPLAINS! Do you any of you FEATHERTASTIC teachers love watching it? Let me know with a reply!
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The Pigeon@The_Pigeon21 May 2024
Replying to @TheFigen_
A pigeon would know better!
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The Pigeon@The_Pigeon21 May 2024
Replying to @jennivanrees @BlueJays
I AM ALSO EXCITED! This is going to be the best thing to EVER happen to any sort of bird in Yankee Stadium EVER!
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The Pigeon@The_Pigeon20 May 2024
Even birds have feelings. I have Feelings ALL THE TIME! If your feelings are too much, try talking to someone about them. It will help! #MentalHealthAwarenessMonth
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