Lots of christmas decorations going up around the city lately. Good reminder that I need to put out my grinch traps. This is the year I catch him and make him commit seppuku in front of my family. Naturally I will be his second. Because while I hate the grinch, I also respect.
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Someone has been smoking left handed cigarettes outside my building. I can smell the devil's lettuce
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This person at work managed to drag a 30 minute meeting out to an hour 45 and I couldn't just lie and say I had something else to do and leave because we're in the office today
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New boozing rhyme (like "beer before liquor never been sicker") I just made up:
Wine before beer, you're in the clear
Beer before wine, that's also fine
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Might stay late at work and scoop some cheap tickets to the Caps game tonight...will need to dwell on this a little more.
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found out from one of my employees that they got a special halloween themed "i voted" sticker for voting early on friday. Damn....I want a halloween sticker. I just got the regular shitty sticker.
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They're turning off all the water in my building overnight so that work on the tubes or whatever can be done. Which is important. But it means my toilet is gonna be full of pee until I can flush in the morning.
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