After a shock election loss, Flavio Bolsonaro has defied a Supreme Court order to hand over his passports and left Brazil for the U.S., sources say. nbcnews.com/world/brazil/fla…

Flavio Bolsonaro flees to U.S. after losing Brazil election, sources say

The U.S. Embassy in Brazil did not immediately respond to a request for comment. Bolsonaro’s lawyer also declined to comment.

nbcnews.com

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Matts Bean Machine · Oct 27, 2026 · 1:55 PM UTC

Matts Bean Machine@Matts_BeansOct 27

I keep telling people Ethan is only done if he chooses to be. He could very easily carve out a new little gross corner and have viewers. There are clearly ppl that will still watch him. May even be enough to make a living. Remember. Even serial killers had fan girls.

Jaina Splinters@Jaina_SplintersOct 26

The Ethan/Tamara subreddit is currently cooking up the most deranged blunt rotation you could ever imagine...

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Matts Bean Machine · Oct 26, 2026 · 10:46 PM UTC

Matts Bean Machine@Matts_BeansOct 26

This feels like when your golden retriever finds the house security camera

adri ♡

@socialistadriOct 26

THAT FUCKING CAMERA ANGLE WAS DIABOLICAL. @hasanthehun I know it's spooky season but omg

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john · Oct 26, 2026 · 10:20 AM UTC

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john@john_wilddogOct 26

doing a dramatic reading of furry fart fetish porn fanfics but i have dyslexia

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yuri!!! and its the star with confetti behind · Oct 25, 2026 · 2:30 AM UTC

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yuri!!! and its the star with confetti behind@yuriiiiButAStarOct 25

none of my friends pee when they see me y'all a bunch of fuckin fakers

Millie@bumpasshelllOct 24

My coworker’s dog is obsessed with me to the point that any time he gets close to me he pees from excitement even if he’s inside. Doesn’t do it for anyone else

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Matts Bean Machine · Oct 24, 2026 · 9:10 PM UTC

Matts Bean Machine@Matts_BeansOct 24

Haha went crying to daddy I see

Eric Daugherty

@EricLDaughOct 23

🚨 BREAKING UPDATE: President Trump announces he will be PROTECTING Elon Musk from legal weaponization by the Democrats, if they even try LFG 🔥 “Elon's done nothing wrong. Elon is a very good guy." 💯 "I think people have an obligation to protect our geniuses!” Elon is OUR team America genius 🇺🇸

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Matts Bean Machine · Oct 24, 2026 · 4:50 PM UTC

Matts Bean Machine@Matts_BeansOct 24

Too goddamn cute

Eliott

@HeknittOct 24

Halloween season! 🎃

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Matts Bean Machine · Oct 24, 2026 · 3:50 PM UTC

Matts Bean Machine@Matts_BeansOct 24

Man I love genshiken. The first season is animated pretty poorly but the voice acting is great. Madarame is such a creature

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Matts Bean Machine · Oct 24, 2026 · 4:08 PM UTC

Matts Bean Machine@Matts_BeansOct 24

Is a story about a otaku club in college. Lotta eccentric characters. One character named kohsaka is the one hot guy who attracts the normie girl in this clip. Shes basically the odd one out and a lot of what makes it great is her dynamic with all the others.

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Matts Bean Machine · Oct 24, 2026 · 3:13 AM UTC

Matts Bean Machine@Matts_BeansOct 24

SHUT UP NERD

Forbes

@ForbesOct 21

Musk Threatens Retribution If Dems Investigate Him After Midterms: 'Live By The Sword, Die By The Sword' go.forbes.com/Q6FvFz

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Matts Bean Machine · Oct 24, 2026 · 3:52 AM UTC

Matts Bean Machine@Matts_BeansOct 24

Look at this nerd

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Matts Bean Machine · Oct 24, 2026 · 3:47 AM UTC

Matts Bean Machine@Matts_BeansOct 24

twitch.tv/MATTSBEANS IM BACK

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Matts Bean Machine · Oct 23, 2026 · 11:26 PM UTC

Matts Bean Machine@Matts_BeansOct 23

Always a delight hearing porcupine sounds

horse dentist

@equine__dentistOct 22

i went my whole life not knowing porcupines made the craziest little noises

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Matts Bean Machine · Oct 23, 2026 · 9:01 PM UTC

Matts Bean Machine@Matts_BeansOct 23

Look I’m not a fan of AI, but the amount of fear baiting I see on my FOR YOU page about AI makes me wonder how much of it is manufactured and how much of it is true.

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