
29 | New York Yankees fan | Baby @conanobrien | SC to NY | I like baseball a lot | PJO Cabin 5
Joined March 2012
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ALWAYS CHECK YOUR KID’S HALLOWEEN CANDY
I JUST WENT THROUGH MY SON’S BAG AFTER TRICK OR TREATING AND FOUND A KYLE KUZMA JERSEY IN THERE
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My penis is stuck inside of a Gatorade bottle, help me @Gatorade
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unstoppable force (wanting this series to continue because who knows how long we'll be without baseball when it's over) vs immovable object (wanting this series to be over as soon as possible so i don't have to listen to john smoltz be wrong over and over for three hours)






























