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Joined April 2013
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I am measuring my girlfriend’s erections
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Outside of roasting them over an open fire what do you do with chestnuts? Neighbor gave us some
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Aryna Sabalenka after beating Pegula to reach U.S. Open final “No complaints. I’m super happy I was able to pull out such tennis. The last match I played against Jessica it was almost impossible for me to get the win. I’m super happy I was able to play such tennis in front of you all. Thank you for the atmosphere. You guys are the best. Your respect to me is priceless. I know you wanted her to win, it’s obvious. But thank you for being so respectful to me. Love you guys.” ❤️
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FROM 0-5 TO 7-5 IN THE THIRD 🤯 ZHENG QINWEN WITH THE COMEBACK OF THE YEAR!!! 🇨🇳
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A company I used one time in 2015 just updated its terms and conditions
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Going through this process and paying espn a bunch of money so I can watch tennis for 1 hour before I fall asleep and 15 minutes when I wake up #AusOpen
Cancel ESPN!! 🤬😤
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Faucet motion sensor technology has a ways to go
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Uber sends notifications like "hey want to take an Uber right now?" No thanks, buddy. It's more for when I need to go somewhere
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Jim Courier putting Mary Carillo's disastrous ceremony yesterday to shame. Making it about the players, not himself. Let the players speak and didn't cut either of them off, just said the microphone was theirs and waited until they were done.
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'The New 2'
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My favorite time of the year! 😁 🇺🇸🇺🇸🥛🥛 #happy4thofjuly #YourJulySanta
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Yelling “corner” as I walk to the bathroom of the restaurant I’m eating at for the third time
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THE DREAM RUN CONTINUES 💫🇫🇷 #RolandGarros
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Replying to @Maturity69
you gotta ask real nice I still think they have em in the back
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They used to sell hamsters and guinea pigs at the grocery store
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I don’t understand half the crap Winnie the Pooh says or does. Mostly because I hardly pay attention these days. The stories are ridiculously childish, and I’m at a time in my life when I’m more interested in sex, literature, and career advancement.
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National Champion has a nice “ring” to it!! 💍 #AnchorUp
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