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All I do is eat oysters, and speak six languages in three voices

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“The relationship can’t continue”
🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Alexander Isak releases a statement on IG on his situation. 💣💣
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RT @StanCollymore: A lot to unpack. Firstly, he's under contract, one he willingly signed. Secondly, and I've experienced this as have a…
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🚨 Newcastle United have added Nicolas Jackson to the list of attacking targets.⚫⚪🇸🇳 #NUFC #CFC (via @CraigHope_DM)
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Hey!?
PFA Young Player of the Year. 🏆 The Top Six. Chosen by the players. ⤵️ #PFAawards
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EXCL🚨: Understand hospitalised Eddie Howe was so confident of all 3 points Vs Manchester United that he requested to watch @channel5_tv documentary How Briton won world war 2 rather than the game.
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Dan Burn and @MicahRichards had to get one last dance in 😂🕺
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YOUR 2024/25 CARABAO CUP WINNERS 😍
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Man City have just secured a star player on a £1m-a-week deal, added a £70m striker - likely as backup - and signed a wonderkid for £33m. Thanks for PSR, Newcastle can’t even sign their main target Khusanov, but Man City can also add him in for a laugh. It’s anticompetitive.
Abdukodir Khusanov's agent, Gairat Khasbiullin: “Newcastle was very close to the deal. They remained one of the favourites, and then was last to leave the race with #ManCity. “As far as I understand, financial fair play had an impact. Well, they didn’t have enough time. Perhaps if they'd made an offer earlier, they'd have had time to come to an agreement. “Then @ManCity put so much pressure on Lens that it was difficult to make a comparable offer. It was also influenced by the fact the French needed this money..." [via @championatasia/@Sport_Witness]
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Premier League star dumped by wife after she catches him sneaking mistress into family home on Ring doorbell camera

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Class. They’ve even got the Longstaff brothers on their gap year. @FrancisChipp can’t be stopped #NUFC
Away games just got better 😮‍💨🚂 Introducing our 2024/25 Newcastle United away kit!
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😂😂😂 she’ll have the Olympic rings tattooed on her within a week. What an effort 😂
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The Aigburth Vale subway and its words of wisdom.
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😂😂😂😂😂
Remember the kids in primary school who was still reading biff and kipper in year 6. Well this is them. Brain dead fucks who get their news off Facebook, the type who share missing dog posts when the dogs in fucking Texas.
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Your #ThreeLions to take on Serbia! 🙌
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Sheesh 🔥gimme dat training gear Casisdead even making an appearance
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City physios let him play on from this? Should be charge number 116
this is scary ngl.
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"I don't understand what the point of VAR is then" 😳 Anthony Gordon vents over VAR and it's decision to not give Newcastle a penalty ❌
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Eddie Howe celebrates in style! #NUFC
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Stop making musicals
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