@MaxKetchum_

unhinged gameing beast @EvenMatchup @YoLetsMakeMoves @GOMLseries 🦅

 New Jersey
twitch.tv/MaxKetchum
Joined September 2011
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Can’t go a single day in this fucking chungus life without spilling some sort of sauce or coffee on my work clothes
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My dad (born 1958) just made an “Al Gore invented the internet” joke. I was completely shocked until I realized this was something that older people would sincerely remember and not just a crazy early 2000s 4chan deep cut
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Fixing up my entire house before the cleaning ladies come so as to hide all evidence of my 2 week depression bender
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Listening to the Final Fantasy 9 soundtrack with a single tear rolling down my cheek like a real man
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It’s Friday, which means it’s time for my weekly donation to Target/Wawa/the liquor store
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I could never move back to the town I grew up in but god damn is it beautiful
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People calling me Maximillian in work emails will never not be funny. LARPing as some important guy while I’m actually playing TFT and Pokemon at my desk
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Decided I’m not even gonna tell them that Max is preferred/fine. You motherfuckers are gonna sit there and type all 11 letters of my name
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It’s insane how Trump, one of the most evil and disgusting people to ever walk this earth, somehow isn’t even one of the top 5 most hateable figures in the Republican Party apparatus
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@atruparOct 21
JD Vance: "Now the media and the Democrats in the state of Ohio are obsessed because Vivek Ramaswamy had the audacity to run a TV commercial which calls it out like it is and calls Amy Acton a liar"
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Vance Hegseth Lutnick Patel Johnson Ramaswamy Miller Shit, if we start including people outside of the administration/elected office, he might not even be top 15
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Welcome to Will To Live Wednesday, where everything that happens tests your will to live
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I posted this and then fell down the stairs 5 minutes later
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Genuinely feel like my head is going to explode. I hate to inform my opps that it’ll take more than an aneurysm to eliminate me
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She sits on top of my computer and gives me kisses all day while I game/work
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The season is underway 🔥🏀🏆 What better way to celebrate than announcing one of our hometown heroes, the #1 Wolf player in the US, @Jakal_SS! 🐺🔫 Sign up today with code “KNICKS” for $5 off! start.gg/LMBM
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EMG Max Ketchum retweeted
Auri ⋆｡°✩@tiicketothemoonOct 20
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Really appreciate everyone who’s reached out to check in. It’s been a sad and stressful last couple of weeks, just trying to take it one day at a time and attempt to live normally
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