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Joined December 2021
Cycle failure deez nuts
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Askeladd retweeted
The hitman Jared Kushner allegedly paid is Felipe Vidal, who also uses other aliases.
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Askeladd retweeted
Replying to @willdepue
lock yourself in an oven
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Schizo Saturday: Cyber worries induced black swan?
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Are we bullish cybersec because of the influx of previously undetected vulnerabilities surfacing increasing demand for cybersec services or are we bearish because they didn’t detect shit?
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How many of their own tweets are in their bookmarks?
Replying to @citrini @bkmfcc
And now it’s probably safe to short them
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candlelight vigil for @strictrope at tomorrow's open like and share if you're going to be there
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The solution to Singapore’s TFR is honestly foreign spouses. Expansion seems a much more productive strategy than trying to maximize matching within a small dating pool that will have a lot of asymmetries in supply/demand For every annoying SG Chinese foid 6 is some decent Euro lad who somehow thinks she’s a 7.5 For every beng with respectable blue collar salary that NUS girls poopoo (shame on you bitches!) there’s a Malaysian Chinese or Viet girl Educated Malay girls can be IQmatched with a Turkish professional from London or Berlin (Malay women are disproportionately outpacing the men in education creating temporary dating market gaps and nobody is talking about it which is sad/odd/unproductive imo) Gen Z Malay guys who aren’t ultra conservative can find a moderate Kazakh girl who is still culturally Muslim and mom approved (vs spending five futile years attempting to convert your Filipino girlfriend, Crake knows…) Indian girls who want to escape the strict family culture can find a nice gringo (know a few who married Aussies) — Indian guys who want to MAINTAIN the patriarchal structure can find trad girls straight from India too, lmao Every local dating market dislocation we have, we can outsource the solution in a win-win way This is ALREADY what the population is doing that’s working - just do more of it!
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What’s up with $SDEV
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So $SVRN nuked yesterday and near:native hack just disclosed. Coincidence? I think not. Crime coded btw @Evan_ss6
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Welp half marathon became a 10K cos of the haze
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Bruv
*TRUMP REJECTS IRAN SEVEN-DAY CEASEFIRE PROPOSAL: WSJ *TRUMP EXPECTS TO RESUME BOMBING AFTER MIDTERMS: WSJ
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Ever had a turd so big and dry you had to spread your ass cheeks with your hands to ease the suffering?
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So right after itc crew and camel crew pivot this shit tanks? Peak fuckery
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Can we have taco supreme right now?
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So itc crew and camel finance crew gonna max bid here or what?
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Askeladd retweeted
🚨 DEVELOPING: The world is watching as a major story unfolds tonight. We’re tracking the facts, the statements, and what happens next. Stay close. 👀
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Well this explains the recent dogshit price action
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Leopold is that you in the books?
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