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September 7 at 10 a.m. PT
Watch the event on apple.co/live.
RT for a reminder on event day.
#AppleEvent
MaxP retweeted
The Eagles defensive strategy of “have the runner run into me and hope that that’s enough to stop their momentum”
sucks
MaxP retweeted
I feel a camaraderie with people named Max. Three letter names, middle a vowel, first letter nearly halfway through the alphabet, final x.
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Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now.
Nipple squirrel ham
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Note to self: Do not declare random technologies "humanity's biggest mistake" as a joke.
People will be very unhappy with you.
People sure love to hate the glutens, I just love the glutens #grainsongrainsongrains – at Midtown South, Manhattan
Lady at grocery store: “You having a party?” I glance down at my beer and milk and respond: “Nope, just getting this weeks groceries” – at Gramercy, Manhattan
