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#Nationals #Capitals #Commanders and #Knicks discourse, mostly. Views are my own.

Brooklyn, NY
Joined November 2013
Replying to @thevoiceofevan
Not sure he’d be an upgrade at this point as much as I’d love to fire Mikolas into the sun
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Pick your poison, @Nationals
Today’s roster moves presented by @NuveenInv:
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Very classy gesture by @baseballhall to honor Jeff Kent’s time on @survivorcbs.
🤖 Made with AI
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.@lids got the Eric Adams?
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You *Mey* not want to throw it there to Daylen Lile
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The 2nd amendment is not for hunting, it is not for self protection It is there to ensure that free people can defend themselves if god forbid government became tyrannical and turned against its citizens
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Don Draper finally did it for Conrad Hilton.
BREAKING: Nvidia backed company planning to develop first hotel on the Moon by 2032. Starting at ~$416,667 per night.
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Merry Christmas, @Mets fans!
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Haircuts, they’ll change your destiny
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Are all boots made for Walken?
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Walken on: Broken glass
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Now accepting Walkenized Astrology readings…
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Not all coffee is created equal.
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The balloons at the @Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade are looking awfully suspicious. 👀 #impressions
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Christopher Walken on the infamous “Cousins Walk”
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Christopher Walken has some questions for @StaplesStores…
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