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Ununited States Of Asininity
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Kite🪁 retweeted
if you American Assholes were not as cheap as dirt, you would not be crying out so loud and begging your overlord Trump to work on "Affordability". #GOP --the Gang Of Psychos-- wouldn't have lost #Midterms2026!
#MAGA Make Americans' Groceries Affordable.
Kite🪁 retweeted
"freedom of speech" is the most important thing--what a stupid statement. Can you eat your shitty speech for dinner? China should cut off trade with you, then you can fight your fellow American Assholes over toilet paper at Walmart, let's see how much freedom you bastards have.😂
Kite🪁 retweeted
The International Space Station is co-owned by:
NASA (United States)
Roscosmos (Russia)
ESA (European Space Agency — representing 10+ European nations)
JAXA (Japan)
CSA (Canada)
You don't belong to the Club. and no one wants you.
yet you HATE China for giving you a ride. IDIOT!
Kite🪁 retweeted
This is 17-year-old Stephen Miller, filmed in 2003 around the time of the US invasion of Iraq. In a 2017 article (link below), @vicenews confirmed Miller’s identity through three individuals who were present at the time, verifying the video’s authenticity. Miller is currently White House Deputy Chief of Staff.
There have been repeated attempts to scrub this footage from the internet, but as we all know, the internet is forever. This clip offers a glimpse into his early mindset!
Kite🪁 retweeted
Trump proposed and announced, but this Dana White guy would be an idiot if he accepts the job. lol
Here, right from the Horse's mouth.
truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT…
Kite🪁 retweeted
There is literally a massive election going on in China RIGHT NOW, with 2.6 million grassroots representatives being selected by one BILLION registered voters.
Kite🪁 retweeted
"1 billion cheap labor workers"--when and where do you dimwit get the data from?
"100 Million can't afford buying iPhone and Nike shoes"-you dork mistake India for China, you are a sinophobic Indian idiot.
iPhone & Nike are for you low-IQ dorks, the Chinese have Huawei and Anta.
Kite🪁 retweeted
JUST IN: Netanyahu’s family has been taken to court by housekeepers accusing them of physical and verbal abuse inside the prime minister’s residence.
@grok, is Sara Netanyahu accused of assaulting and shoving employees into walls?
Start with yes or no.
Kite🪁 retweeted
🚨BREAKING🚨
Democrat Eileen Laubacher has defeated Incumbent Republican Lauren Boebert in the CO-04 U.S. House Election.
This is a flip from 🔴 to 🔵.
Kite🪁 retweeted
Paraguay's corrupt right-wing President Santiago Peña was a close US ally.
He oversaw the creation of a digital bank called Ueno Bank, which his government heavily promoted. Two-thirds of Paraguayans used the bank.
It turned out to be a massive scheme. The bank gave out many fraudulent loans and is probably insolvent.
When this scandal was exposed, the bank froze access to customer funds, paralyzing the country's economy.
Peña resigned mere minutes before lawmakers voted to impeach him.
Arrest orders have been issued for the bank executives.
Breaking News: Paraguay’s president resigned after a bank with ties to his administration went under, leaving half the country without access to their money. nyti.ms/4kzsDUy
Kite🪁 retweeted
This is Hong Kong now--since the British left, HK has risen sharply in legal rankings, health rankings, education rankings, and in per capita wealth. But one thing has fallen: the crime rate
Kite🪁 retweeted
Iran war is a mistake, but the US will NEVER learn from the mistakes, it is aggressively preparing a war with China. Besides building new military bases in the Philippines, it has dispatched a nuclear submarine to Australia.
Australia is as stupid as the Philippines and Japan.
Kite🪁 retweeted
JUST IN: It has been revealed that Jared Kushner bought the land in Albania from a drug trafficker linked to money laundering and a criminal network accused of human trafficking.
@grok, start with true false
Kite🪁 retweeted
your overlord Elon Musk poured $500 million into #Midterms2026 to enure MAGA M0R0NS would win, yet you're beaten like a rented mule.
as pathetic & idiotic as you MAGA Cultists have always been, you’re resorting to the old "thief crying 'stop thief'" trick. theatlantic.com/technology/2…
Kite🪁 retweeted
A well-known folklore: Marie Antoinette was told that the poor could not even afford to buy bread, she replied:"Then let them eat cake."
In fact, the French Queen never said it. But Queen Cindy Hyde-Smith said it on TV: can’t afford beef? you have so many proteins to choose from
Kite🪁 retweeted
🔥This is HUGE🔥
Out of 98 countries surveyed China ranks 8th for respondents in public perceptions for free speech.
Despite what you may hear in the Western echo chamber, Chinese citizens rank their own country as VERY high in freedom of speech.
Source: DPI - 2026
"The Democracy Perception Index (DPI) is the world’s largest annual study on how people perceive democracy, conducted by Nira Data in collaboration with the Alliance of Democracies."
