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Patrick May

@MayPatrick13

I don’t want to do nothing but be in a rock band

 Seattle, WA
Joined November 2011
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JP Crawford goes FLYING to end it!
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El Corazón to Host Tiny Stall Bathroom Concerts: bit.ly/3D8m0Sn
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Kevin Durant
@KDTrey59 May 2010
Twitter is better than goin to da club...
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just a four-hit night for @jp_crawford nbd ⭐ MLB.com/Vote ⭐
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losing it at this lady preaching abstinence at LSU and the students just going buck wild
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mya 🪲@100x100x65 May 2023
what do you mean they’re “bots” i thought sexy women just loved me and my stories
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Theo Von
@TheoVon26 Apr 2023
🙏 Coach took me out cuz spasms!
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@Dbacks26 Apr 2023
Straight filth off the mound. 😤 Thanks for joining us tonight, @TheoVon!
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Back in My Day, Liking Things Was Weird and Now I Can’t Find Any Happiness in My Adult Life l8r.it/ibFM
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Theo Von
@TheoVon19 Apr 2023
John Mulaney | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #440 youtu.be/0UCTacjaNco via @YouTube
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Camden@Camd3n_7716 Apr 2023
Replying to @TalkinBaseball_
Put some respect on his name
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life altering panic attack at a party in the hills blunt rotation
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Friend: So...it's spring? Aries: Listen I can't talk right now I am busy basking in my own energy
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"You remembered to turn off the sprinklers for the night game, right?"
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Aux Cord Privileges with @Grace_Madigan19: Last week, up and coming artist Taye$ty passed the aux cord to indie pop band @lovelycoloursnw. The band includes two childhood friends who bonded over @blink182 as middle schoolers in Juneau, Alaska. knkx.org/arts-culture/2022-0…
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Live in studio with Jet City Sessions youtu.be/CebSsKdIIeQ
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Sam@samuel_lanier10 Feb 2023
Objective: Get to bathroom without engaging Boyfriend’s roommates
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We’ll see you in Everett this May at the Fisherman’s Village festival!
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📸 @LuisFade1
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The Top 5 Scratch-Off Tickets That Are Gonna Get Me Out of This Hole, Come on Baby! thehardtimes.net/blog/the-to…
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