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Maybe Jon Ossoff@MaybeJonOssoffAug 24

i took a personality quiz and it said nobody had ever answered like that before and that I'm compatible with nobody

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you can always be drunk and listen to Fiona Apple

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watching informative YouTube vids while drunk instead of going because well I'm not really sure. I guess this is who I am

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Blasé@distantcastle_12h

I think i’ve sabotaged literally every single opportunity for romance I’ve ever had in my life

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did they just lie about calling push offs this year

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it's so funny how they ignore the rulebook in the NBA when a player is on the ground with the ball

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why would this ever work? either he's lying or you can just get him to pay for it himself

@usafirstlabOct 30

At Wheeler High School in Marietta, Rick Jackson made a promise: Georgia will match the $1,000 Trump Account for every Georgia child. And if the Legislature won't, he'll pay it himself. Vote for Rick! #gapol #gagov

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at the polling place not sure who to vote for, I'll just read some of these signs and vote for those names

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thought I felt my phone buzz but realized there was only a cheese stick in my pocket

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Sayren@penguinwhenOct 29

Having a full conversation with a talkative cat is one of the best experiences in life

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no, probably not

@TotalBodyIQOct 29

Will you do this to your Debit card?

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Maybe Jon Ossoff@MaybeJonOssoffOct 30

staying away from pyschiatrists because they would diagnose the fuck out of me

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Maybe Jon Ossoff@MaybeJonOssoffOct 30

good for her🙂

Koph@BqsuraOct 29

Your crush catching 3 bodies this Saturday

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fishy and chips@FATFUCKINGCHUD1Oct 29

If i woke up as a worm i'd probably still check my phone first

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Maybe Jon Ossoff@MaybeJonOssoffOct 30

yay

@DiscussingFilmOct 29

First trailer for ‘SWEETPEA’ Season 2, starring Ella Purnell. Releasing on November 26.

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Maybe Jon Ossoff@MaybeJonOssoffOct 30

sometimes it feel like Bryce Young doesn't actually care about my fantasy team

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Maybe Jon Ossoff@MaybeJonOssoffOct 30

you are not fiona apple bro

Gracie Abrams Nation

@GRAClENATIONOct 29

Daughter from Hell (Deluxe) will be ours on November 20th!!!! 🪢❤️

Image from Gracie Abrams Nation (@GRAClENATION)

Image from Gracie Abrams Nation (@GRAClENATION)

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Maybe Jon Ossoff@MaybeJonOssoffOct 29

if you aren't sure whether you should us a CTE or a temp table just use both to be safe

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Brett Bateman Enjoyer (DVE)@varshos_goneOct 29

I’m crying bro this is literally their World Series 😭😭 acting like they won it all ✌️

Milwaukee Brewers

A MOMENT THAT WILL LIVE IN BASEBALL IMMORTALITY

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dear@deardeerdollOct 27

ive always felt like i have a parasocial relationship with everyone in my life

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Maybe Jon Ossoff@MaybeJonOssoffOct 28

exchanged some eye contact with one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen

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Maybe Jon Ossoff@MaybeJonOssoffOct 28

they should invent a way to talk to women

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