Owner of a morbid sense of humour and a resting bitch face.

Hearsall Inn
Joined March 2012
Callum McCormack retweeted
Mine and Jamie McGoughs fan led Coventry City FC Documentary ‘While We Sing Together’ Premieres tonight at 6pm on YouTube. Hope you Coventry fans enjoy it as much as I did making it over the last 8 months. youtube.com/watch?v=SfK4ojS7… #PUSB #CoventryCityFC
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Did anyone actually watch the game? Or actually know the offside rule?
Can someone please explain how ON EARTH this is onside? Hearts have been absolutely robbed at the death. A very dark day for Scottish football 👍🏼
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The VAR check confirmed the goal was onside because the initial pass went to an onside teammate, not the offside-positioned Maeda. pbs.twimg.com/media/HIcd7XNW… theifab.com/laws/latest/of…
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If people are annoyed at the Harry Potter series not being word for word with the books, you’re gonna be fuming when you read a comic book
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Callum McCormack retweeted
New Marvel movie looks sh*te
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Lavia cost 50 million British pound Sterling
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Wrexham fans booing Garnacho cause 90% of them are really Man United fans
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Far play to Thomas, put it on a plate for him
"That is absolutely ASTOUNDING" 🤯 Jack Rudoni doubles Coventry lead with a STUNNER 💥
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Not sure how I’ve managed it but Radiohead is on. No Reckoner on Monday and Thom’s getting a slap with a Palestine flag
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Callum McCormack retweeted
Drop your BEST tommy faceswaps underneath, I need to see something. A THREAD:
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Callum McCormack retweeted
Let's make hope normal again.
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Two articles on the same day in the Telegraph #AngelaRayner
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The Ajax substitute keeper refused to give the ball back to a ball boy while leading 2-1 vs Groningen. After Groningen made the game 2-2 ball boy offers him another ball. 💀😅
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Gonna watch Conclave and pretend it’s like a Catholic Soccer Saturday
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Callum McCormack retweeted
I’m genuinely delighted to see this:
Watch the football! It's gonna move! 😲🫵 A blockbuster weekend of football across the EFL this Easter on Sky Sports - and it starts now as Derby take on Luton! 🍿📺
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Callum McCormack retweeted
Jack Quaid visits ‘The Movie Cabinet’ and only finds Sony’s Spider-Man villain movies. “Morbius. A movie by definition. Criterion probably didn’t get around to this one yet” (Source: @joshuahorowitz)
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Get Brad Collins so far to fuck
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Did Dovin try it on with Christine Bleakley?
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