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Meg Ely retweeted
the yankees are a psychological experiment designed by satan to determine how much a human can take before they finally snap
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super bowl sunday > valentine’s day for the food alone
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Meg Ely retweeted
kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater
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Meg Ely retweeted
This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.
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the girls know filling this bag is the equivalent to a months rent
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everyones going crazy over DeepSeek artificial intelligence chatbots meanwhile id rather Seek Deep and meaningful conversations with my fellow man
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I need vine back omg
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forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times
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Please don't tell me "Happy Honda Days" when you know my family celebrates A Nissan December to Remember
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R.I.P. 2024 (2024 - 2024)
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The 103rd floor of the Empire State Building was originally built to hold space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity
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Not now sweetie mommy is taking the lyrics of Defying Gravity and really holding space with that and feeling power in that
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wow they really sang live on set didn’t they?!
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When the moon hits your eye Like it's 5:45, That's November
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My Jersey Mike’s sub after Blackstone layers on debt and squeezes out a few more points of EBITDA margin
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