The Median Republican (@Med_Republican) profile picture

I am the perfect middle ground of all conservative beliefs.

America
Joined July 2025
Truly the biggest shame of the last decade is that MORE people didn't die to the Covid pandemic so that I could have gone out for a haircut a few weeks sooner in 2020. I am a legitimate political entity and definitely not an existential threat to all human decency!
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Wowzers, another leftist threatening violence because I'm white, a Christian, and am proud of my country.
You’re a white suprematist who deserves to get pounded. White trash like you have no place in this world.
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I'm apparently evil for believing in the bible, and being patriotic towards my country. This is what the left stands for.
I love how you extremist freaks have to just lie and excuse the abject cruelty that makes up the entirety of your evil identity.
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But I thought the WEF were a bunch of communists who wanted to do Agenda 2030
“Water, soil, and oxygen should not be infinitely accessible. They are assets that should be included in global economic balance sheets.” This is not satire. The World Economic Forum wants to monetise breathing.
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Words cannot express how EVIL companies are for hiring foreigners, just because they're cheaper and it lets the shareholders make more money.
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Conservatives dodging the fascism allegations about as well as they dodge racism allegations, sexual assault allegations, and bullets
Alabama passed a law, 138 votes to nothing, that makes every phone user in the state prove their age before downloading a single app. A 45-year-old who wants a news app has to hand ID to Google first. Existing accounts get no pass either. Every one of them must be verified by October 2027. Teenagers will need a parent’s sign-off to install Wikipedia, Duolingo or a Bible app, and kids without a parent to ask get locked out completely. Apple, Google and Amazon’s lobby group has now sued to block it on First Amendment grounds. reclaimthenet.org/alabama-is…
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Leftists are violent thugs, wanting Christians to be put into camps and exterminated.
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This hoe hates free speech, she got my shit nuked for a week for a completely unrelated comment.
UPDATE: A bunch of g*nital mutilation flags have now been planted in the grass between where the two Pride crosswalks used to exist in Swampscott, MA. Leftists had a meltdown after the crosswalks were painted over. They just love promoting child grooming
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DC_Lame-O has gone WOKE and started pushing climate ideology! SAD!
Nuclear nuclear nuclear. We have to expand our nuclear power energy grid. Looks like Kentucky is leading the way with the *largest* nuclear power site in America (no thanks to zombie Mitch). The more power we produce here in America, the less we have to rely on other countries. Prosperity One is a great start - Build baby build!
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"I beat my children when they disagree with me, this is my denomination tier list!"
Christian Denomination Tier List
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>Conservative >Cries about capitalism When will these dumbasses learn?
This is what job interviews were like for Boomers, before they sent 90,000 factories and 50 million middle class jobs overseas to China, and then imported 150 million foreign workers.
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I too, am pro-life.
“Do you value private property more than human rights?”
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Attention-seeking foids upload an excess of photos online, so that AI scam bots can be generated. The downfall of everything is because of women.
Bricklayer, 49, travels 1,200 miles for dream girl - only to discover she's AI-generated trib.al/3CcGOfk
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Interesting between "Law and order" conservatives, and people fantasizing about using a jumping car to evade police.
Okay, okay… I have to admit it. 👀🔥 The Tesla Roadster opens up some absolutely INSANE possibilities.
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Every time I think about Peanut the squirrel I get upset all over again. He posed NO danger to the police, yet they still killed him. Democrats are scum.
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Panicans acting like gas isn't 8 bucks a gallon anymore, the swamp is still in place, and we can't say nigger and retard on X without getting banned🤣
>No mass deportations >Midterms cooked >Expensive gas >No live execution >Ilhan Omar still not deported MAGA is dead and buried
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Leftists are violent thugs, saying that innocent people being shot is a good thing.
Unfortunately, a few gun deaths a year is the price we have to pay for the second amendment
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2 for 0 on getting blocked by this guy. DMed me a while back to say he'd let a white man rape his daughter if he got 50 bucks off his taxes, guess he took a pay cut🤣
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