Rugby enthusiast. Food and word ponce. Fucking love a swear.
North West, England
Joined June 2010
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Morning all! Please follow me on Instagram & new Twitter (username: chefjovis).
I've begun selling cakes and other sweet treats, from sponge cakes to brownies to cheesecakes and more! Follow, RT, share and if you're near me, get yourself a treat. 😋🧁🍞🍰
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Up yours, @Spotify.
I had NO clue that audiobook listening hours were capped even when signed up for Premium.
"Would you like ten top-up hours for £9.99?" 🖕🏼🤢
No, you sneaky, grasping swines; I want to finish Douglas Adams' Mostly Harmless.
I hope your next shit's a hedgehog.
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Fuck @DailyMailUK - yes, the environment is sacred to the "eco clowns" but nobody is listening to them.
Perhaps if cretinous and sensationalist media didn't call them "eco clowns" they'd be taken more seriously and wouldn't have had to move from defacing art to ancient structures
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Good morning @parcelforce - enjoy my tale:
I ordered an anniversary present.
Estimated arrival within 2 working days; what a treat!
The delivery was *attempted* to no avail, and no delivery note left - epic fail.
Now, our hero must visit every PO nearby. Up yours.
(NOT) The End.
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Much better for England, Italy not used their possession at all.
But what on earth is this ref, other than a shithouse?
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Waiting for the rugby to come on and my wife is watching an episode of You.
Most absolute pretentious load of faux-insightful twaddle I've seen in a long fucking time.
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A young girl has had her previously thought incurable cancer cleared from her body with what seems to be groundbreaking medicine. AMAZING 🙌🏼🥹
So, why is the football still the No1 news story on the @BBCNews app?
#WhoCares #CancerResearch
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"Let them eat nothing."
What an appalling failure of state. Inexcusable.
‘A child was “pretending to eat out of an empty lunchbox” because they did not qualify for free school meals and did not want their friends to know there was no food at home.’
theguardian.com/business/202…
If you really care about daytime TV presenters queue-jumping to see the queen's coffin; I envy you your ignorance and simplicity.
Will those who signed the petition now switch attention to this catastrophic budget announcement and protest with equal enthusiasm? Fucking doubt it.
So @OfficialRandL lost three from the original line-up, barely got a decent enough stand-in for RATM, arsed about with refunds, oversaw the worst Sunday riots the event has ever known. Now bragging; "3.5 headliners for next year".
Why are we not boycotting this shit show?
"Hi, I'm Rishi Sunak and I'm as effective at politics as I am at farming."
I think even he's supporting #Truss now - what on EARTH is this supposed to show; his northern upbringing? A cry for help?
Wallace has lost it. Bagsy fostering Gromit! #sunak #ToryLeadershipFarce
Decided to start Wordle with a different word today.
What an unsolicited rush that was. #Wordle306 #GettingOlder
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What a strong response - some people really do belong in the bin. Well done, you. 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
Aldi on Smithdown Rd still has loads of Easter eggs, mainly Kit-Kat chunky.
#Easter2022 #chocolate #EasterEggHunt
𝗚𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗮𝘄𝗮𝘆 🎟️🚨
WIN 2 tickets to the #URC showdown between @GlasgowWarriors & @EdinburghRugby next Friday at the Scotstoun Stadium! 🏴
Follow these steps to be in with a chance of winning:
1: Follow @PremiersportsTV
2: Tag the person you would bring
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