Megan Mauritz

I may not have come home with a pick or set list, but Chris Daughtry wore my friendship bracelet though most of the show 🤩

Holy shit I remembered my password

Dear @NailedIt I’m extremely saddened that @AdamSandler was not on top of the Wedding Band mini cakes. – at Iowa, USA

I’m seriously coming back to Twitter just to say when I was talking about the couples of #LoveIsBlind I was talking about Amber and Brackett when my friend stops me and says: “Don’t you mean Barnet?” IVE BEEN CALLING BARNET BRACKETT FOR WEEKS – at Sioux City, IA

Omg me last night

So my hair is a mess, my eyeliner isn’t straight, but guess what? I’m damn proud about how this turned out for being my first time trying bold colors (using the @JeffreeStar Mini breaker palette) and I wanted the world to know. – at Iowa, USA

I’ll meet you in Minneapolis! – at Sioux City, IA

I love how they made Serena Joy in #TheHandmaidsTale SO STRONG in the series. – at Iowa, USA

Me: It’s a three day weekend! Getting my nails done! Grad parties! Family is in town! Nothing this weekend can go wrong! Uterus: – at Sioux City, IA

Alright, so I finally finished the new #got episode and I realized during the MANY closeups of Dany that in the show she has green eyes instead of the purple described in the books. I’m calling it now, Arya will kill the dragon queen – at Iowa, USA

I’m 19 minutes into #GameofThronesseason8episode5 and I’ve already cried twice, asked dany what bullshit she’s getting herself into and saw the whole coffee scandal. – at Sioux City, IA

So I totally couldn’t find my insurance card for my usps job, but I was just able to print them off and I also found out that I have mental health insurance 😭🎉

Hey @tryguys what test did you use to find out about @korndiddy BRCA1 gene? I’d love to find out if my moms cancer is being passed down. – at Iowa, USA

Spoiler alert: I make the top three in both lists. 💁🏻‍♀️ – at Iowa, USA

Wtf For Good from Wicked is playing at the Lakeport @Starbucks right now. My heart can’t handle this rn – at Sioux City, IA

Apparently this tweet didn’t go through when I first wrote it, so I’m sharing it now, and this was less than a week into my engagement... “Nothing like ringing in the new year with a unsolicited dick pic from someone who ment to send it to his wife... #byefelipe “ – at Iowa, USA

There was a freaking line in Sioux City Iowa for the @JeffreeStar x @MorpheBrushes this morning in -4 degrees WITHOUT the windchill. 🥶 – at Iowa, USA

Gotta get that beauty sleep before my hot date with @JeffreeStar at @ultabeauty tomorrow morning 😴 – at Iowa, USA

Rest In Peace Mr. Irwin. You taught me to love the animal kingdom and this was one of my favorite things. – at Sioux City, IA

I wish @HBO would remake Eragon by Christopher Paolini the way they did #GameofThrones – at Sioux City, IA