An excellent example of what not to do/how not to do it.
Almost Lincoln
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Shoutout to my high school geography teacher who marked my explanation of coniferous trees as "cone-bearing evergreens" as incorrect because "trees in the rainforest are evergreens and don't have cones".
There's no point to this, just still felt salty.
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These Are the Epic Photos of a Pirate Cat Who Has Spent Her Whole Life Sailing the Ocean With Her Humans
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Okay, so here's what I learned about myself in my 38 days without social media/internet consumption:
1. I actually have WAY MORE TIME than I thought I did.
"Stealing isn't wrong".
If you're not trolling here, I feel bad for the people in your life. You clearly have no regard for how your actions can effect others.
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So, after my one week break turned into a 6 week hiatus, I'm still not regretting one bit removing social media from my phone. Has been fantastic for both my mental health and free time productivity.
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The world is stressing me out, so, I'm going to uninstall Twitter from my phone for a week or so & try to decompress. Cheers, y'all.
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure if Jesus came back, most Christians would be totally screwed.
My roommate was singing "Gypsy" but flubbed the lyric to "I might steak your bones and wear them if they fit me", inadvertently turning Shakira into the greatest horror movie villain ever.
Y'all Qaida is the best description of the GOP I've ever heard 😂 xitter.gq/TimothyReyes42/status/…
My love,
I am attempting to infiltrate the ranks of Y'all Qaida (a.k.a. Yokel Haram). To do so I will have to wear this vile MAGA headdress, abandon proper grammar and spelling, and listen to Fox propaganda. I fear for my sanity...
#secondcivilwarletters
I failed so hard at donating blood today that it would have been a significantly more efficient use of Red Cross resources had I not shown up
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So this is how you remind me of what I really am? xitter.gq/DairyBoyComics/status/…
Twitter reader @MeesterPepper said he would pay me 95 cents to make this comic. It's his fault. dairyboycomics.com/comic/cri…
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GOP: We refuse to pay for education, healthcare, and food for illegal immigrants!
Somehow also GOP: C'mon, these detained illegals are basically living the high life! Only the best food, education, & healthcare available, all paid for by us!
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Dear @AriFleischer and @PressSec -I’m sorry Sarah didn’t get served last night but want to clear up a few things. We are no celebrating that she got kicked out, we do not want this. We are celebrating that Republicans are now being treated the way they want to treat everyone else
So telling you to leave is all it takes for you to politely oblige?
In that case, with all due respect, the cruelty and lies of you and @POTUS aren't wanted in our country. Get out. xitter.gq/PressSec/status/101053…
Last night I was told by the owner of Red Hen in Lexington, VA to leave because I work for @POTUS and I politely left. Her actions say far more about her than about me. I always do my best to treat people, including those I disagree with, respectfully and will continue to do so
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For the first time in my life, I've managed to make a hot toddy that actually tastes pleasant. Orange blossom tea, arametto, and a troubling amount of honey.
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