Proud African, Ugandan , Businessman, Forester .loves diplomacy and Soberly broad minded. Procurement Specialist
Kampala, Uganda
Joined January 2015
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Marriott, I hope you can improve. I’ve already paid 90k for your buffet, and I’m hoping you can provide fresh juice instead of Minute Maid.
Master the graceful exit. From conversations. From parties. From opportunities.“This has been wonderful, but I need to go.”No elaborate excuses. No fake emergencies.Just clear kind departure. Most people don’t know how to leave. They stay too long or leave badly. Master the exit.
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You spend the whole day at work, battle Kampala traffic or long commutes, get home late and still stay awake scrolling until 2 a.m.Then you wonder why you’re always tired. Your daily routine deserves attention.
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Humphrey Martin XVI retweeted
Since women are reciprocators and not initiators, why not wait till men first ask you for money before asking them for it? 🫠🫠
I decided to head to Cafe Javas for breakfast this morning at 6:30 am. I have a feeling breakfast dates are becoming the new thing! It seems like people are swapping their evening coffee dates for breakfast ones.
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Humphrey Martin XVI retweeted
Marriott, I hope you can improve. I’ve already paid 90k for your buffet, and I’m hoping you can provide fresh juice instead of Minute Maid.
It would be interesting to explore the differences between Millennials and Gen Z, as it seems there is more going on than meets the eye.
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When it comes to debt, evidence is more important than words. If you claim a payment was made, please share proof of payment.
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Humphrey Martin XVI retweeted
When you look at Kampala’s skyline, you see concrete growing everywhere. But if you check the housing data properly, the reality hits you: we do not just have a housing deficit of ~2.4M units, we have a structural income deficit.
@musiime_vin ,@_Wanambwa
Some just said that Naye Abasibye Mzee Magala bo bakimanyiko nti Mzee Magala alyanyama yoka nga ya box netooke eriboobede okuzaama🤷♀️
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An elderly man overheard me explaining my business model to a friend. He subsequently contacted me to emphasise the importance of information. He stated that businesses thrive on information gaps and that business secrets are a key source of wealth.
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Let’s all get together and have a look at our tax laws. It is getting harder for businesses to make it, and many are closing before they even get to celebrate their first birthday. Even government companies struggle to break even, even with subsidies.
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Humphrey Martin XVI retweeted
Black Friday is not a saving opportunity. It is a spending event engineered to feel like one.
I’m not quite a fan of Rice and Bruno together. I think Rice and Skelly work better as a team.
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Oh no, the RTGS is down, I can’t transfer the money!" 😢 Enjoy the system upgrade while it lasts, and please use this time to upgrade your bank balance along with the system. Otherwise, come Monday at 9:00 AM, you won’t have any excuses left!
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Mechanics and Brokers can make you Hate certain cars for nothing . Tell me why they call “Mazda” Maziga literally translating to Tears
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We are now in a ‘subscription economy’, where owning things is becoming less common and we are more often renting them out. It feels like our bank accounts are being slowly drained.
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