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Meg Carper

@MegCarper

If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense

Joined February 2009
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Some of y’all sharing Morgan Wallen being your top artist?
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@itsmontyj3 Feb 2022
im both a “fast replier” and “never replies” type of person. it depends on my mood and who you are
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I think every theatre kid should collectively become the Joker together if Andrew Garfield is not nominated for an Oscar for Tick Tick Boom
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Guys, this is NOT March 2020. I had hope back then
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@Jxmmi30 Nov 2021
sorry i left you on read i didn't mean to open it 😂
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🎶 | “They tell you while you’re young ‘Girls, go out and have your fun,’ Then they hunt and slay the ones who actually do it.” - lyrics from Nothing New #RedTaylorsVersion
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I have managed to let go of all my professional jealousy to better focus on being envious that bears get to hibernate.
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breaking my silence, i have very low critical thinking when it comes to movies and think most movies i watch are good
Image from kris ✧ brand new day! (@herasoars)
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Nana K.@NK_Adjei8 Feb 2021
NFL Black Lives Matter commercial showing players kneeling without acknowledging Kaepernick is revisionist posturing happing in real time.
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CDC: Wear a mask! Social Distance! Get the vaccine! Me: absolutely! CDC: don’t eat raw cookie dough Me: I’ll see you in hell
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@delia_cai25 Dec 2020
the dumbest funniest most horrifying thing just happened to me and I'm gonna tell you guys about it in case you need a deep gutteral belly laugh
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Disney Plus to every filmmaker under the sun, apparently
Image from MrsFishVEVO (@Will_Kellogg)
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I miss my friends’ friends. People I only see 3-4 times a year at parties. Would love a run-in with an ACQUAINTANCE
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Due to Adam Driver, I will no longer be attracted to other men
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Nevada looking at Georgia because no one wants to be the first to submit numbers that send Biden to 270 because they know they’ll get mobbed by Trump supporters.
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