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Megan Goetz

@MegGoetzMoney

She/Her. Contributes to @mcsweeneys @reductress, and more. Host of Real Chills podcast and Their Stories. Went through a unicorn phase in college.

 Philadelphia, PA
Joined March 2012
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Not my headline but LMAO so good.
Reductress (@Reductress) profile pictureReductress@Reductress5 Nov 2024
Woman Waiting Until Election to Decide if She Going to Thanksgiving This Year: ow.ly/73PF50TZFRa
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When people ask me how wedding planning is going
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*at baseball game* Fiance: that guy on the braves is my fantasy catcher Me: he's my fantasy catcher as well Fiance: really, from the Braves? Me: oh yeah he'd need to be pretty brave
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Not my headline, but still my face 😂
Reductress (@Reductress) profile pictureReductress@Reductress18 Jun 2024
Early Retirement? This Woman Is Unemployed: ow.ly/IPZL50SkoEM
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Wondering if Bridgerton makes only children that watch the show happy or sad that they don't have 8 siblings worth of tea to witness in their life.
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The second a crystal tower is big enough, the photos seem threatening
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That’s the music that Kelce needed to hear to activate his haircut. Watch how he balls out in the second half
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I've never felt so old and so alive at the same time
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Legit unwell
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Reductress@Reductress5 Nov 2023
Wow! This Woman's First Words After Waking Up From a Coma Were 'Five More Minutes': ow.ly/9aUe50HeIia
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Every comedian has hundreds of these....the no-show comedy show.
Karen DeBonis, author (@KarenDeBonis) profile pictureKaren DeBonis, author@KarenDeBonis3 Nov 2023
Every author has to have one...the no-show book talk. It's a bummer.
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the most "UNHAND ME" opossum hiss ever hissed
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This was so much fun!! Give it a listen!
Dave Primiano (@Daveprimcomedy) profile pictureDave Primiano@Daveprimcomedy25 Oct 2023
Check out last night's episode with @MegGoetzMoney and @danny_getz as we talk ghosts and some of the crappier NBA city editions. And as always, the news! youtube.com/live/jZitxAWmddY…
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I am positive I don’t want to do that.
Arnold Schwarzenegger (@Schwarzenegger) profile pictureArnold Schwarzenegger
@Schwarzenegger18 Oct 2023
Oscar, we are going to work on adding more positivity to your life.
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My mom hates the Golden Bachelor so much because she thinks they should be old enough to know better than to be on one of those shows.
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My hometown news station continues to go unmatched - they just covered a local story where a pizza had been delivered and there was a gun on the pizza.
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Dogs are cool because they're the only living thing that you can sing dumb off-tune gibberish to and they just wag their tails like "hell yeah dude you rock!"
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Max Barth@HeIsMaxBarth20 Aug 2023
Comedy Night at Heritage on North 2nd Street in Philly! 9/12 9pm. Great lineup! Tickets: eventbrite.com/e/comedy-nigh… with @BlakeWexler @hannahtrav @Barack_Obiscuit Charles Steele and @MegGoetzMoney !
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📢BIG SHOW TONIGHT!📢 Wise Crackers @MoheganPA is proud to bring in this show! Come out and laugh this weekend with Chris Roach, Brendan Donegan, and Megan Geotz. Doors: 8 Show: 9 @RoachComic @B_Donegan @MegGoetzMoney TIX $25ea bit.ly/45e0kjY or call 570-788-8451
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