The funniest part is people thinking Terry Crews being this good at drawing is random. 😭 He had an Art SCHOLARSHIP before a football scholarship, worked as a courtroom sketch artist in Flint, and when NFL teams cut him, he sold portraits to teammates for around $5,000 to help support his family. Acting is not where the talent started. Drawing was paying bills before Hollywood ever knew his name.

Pat McAfee offered a Utah student $1 million to kick a football and somehow ended up having to defend the amount. 😭 Morgan asked why BYU’s kicker got $3 million last week. The missing detail? Two outside donors added another $2 million, including a pledge for charity. She then missed both attempts. McAfee was so fed up with Utah by the end of the show that he picked Houston to win and said he hoped he’d never return. Only college football could turn a million-dollar giveaway into a rivalry argument.

James Goldstein’s $500,000 courtside habit is getting attention, but the most revealing detail is buried in a court ruling. His company borrowed $18 million to buy a mobile-home park, then sought higher rents partly to cover the loan payments. In 2018, a federal appeals court made an important point: two identical properties shouldn’t have different values just because their owners financed them differently. That’s the question at the heart of this story. Why should residents who already own their homes bear the financial risk of their landlord’s investment decisions?

People are apparently sharpening photos of BLACKPINK’s Lisa just to admire her stomach hair. 😭 She’s one of the biggest K-pop stars in the world, and we’re now treating a few natural hairs like a rare scientific discovery. But there’s something revealing about the reaction. Celebrity beauty standards have become so filtered and polished that ordinary human features suddenly feel revolutionary. The hair was always normal. Our expectations got weird.

Hollywood is trying to copy A24’s filmmaker-first playbook while A24 is reportedly betting nearly $200M on Elden Ring. 😭 That’s almost three times the budget of Marty Supreme. Alex Garland wrote a 160-page script and 40 pages of visuals just to win over the game’s creator, Hidetaka Miyazaki, before the project was secured. My worry is that a budget this huge creates pressure to explain every mystery. Elden Ring’s magic is how much it trusts players to figure out for themselves.

Japanese tattoo culture is fascinating, but whoever came up with this joke deserves an award. 😭 The caption imagines what fertilization would look like if both parents were Yakuza. Now you’ve got an entire squad covered in matching tattoo patterns, lined up like they’re reporting for duty. Imagine being the sperm that loses the race and still has to explain to the family boss why you failed the mission. 💀

Delaney Rowe might be living inside one of her own comedy sketches right now. 😭 She makes a living parodying people who turn ordinary interactions into romantic storylines. Five days ago, she told NYLON she’s dating constantly and looking for a mate. Now an anonymous tip claims she was spotted getting cozy with David Harbour in Washington Square Park. Neither has confirmed they’re dating, but the internet is already writing the relationship storyline for them. That’s literally the kind of character she’d play.

The Vikings are 5-0, but Jordan Mason’s return might be more important for Aaron Jones than anyone else. Jones is 31 and has carried the ball 85 times in the four games Mason missed. He even played through a knee scare against New Orleans. Mason had 15 carries and a touchdown in their season opener, so Minnesota already knows what he can contribute. Getting him back means the Vikings can finally spread the workload again. Protecting Jones’ legs could matter a lot more in January than another big rushing game in October.

These figure skating photos are getting a pretty serious accusation attached to them, but there’s a detail people are missing. The International Skating Union actually has a category of lifts involving a hand on the hip or upper leg. Those grips are part of how skaters support and balance their partners. If there’s an interview suggesting something inappropriate, examine what was actually said. But two photos of athletes performing technical moves cannot tell us whether anyone crossed a boundary. That’s a serious conclusion to jump to.