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With Great Power Comes Great Deniability

Joined August 2023
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When your squad fill teammates land with you instead of going to another place to search more chests
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omg i thought id never get another treasure lmao (still no pickaxe btw @FortniteStatus please either give me the pickaxe or make it so i can find it again)
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How Fortnite starts looking after 10 hours of grinding for the pirate token
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"Just because you didn't get the Pirate Token-" "I AM GETTING THE FUCKING PIRATE TOKEN!" "Goddamnit, I'm just stuck opening SHIT chests because someone wont get off their FAT FUCKING ASS and DUO with me!"
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When your squad fill is playing the game as intended instead of looking for chests for 20 minutes straight
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“stop trying to look for the pirate token its pointless” “don’t sacrifice irl things for fortnite” “it’s bad for your mental health”
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Closed Fortnite and started hearing the chest audio in my head
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When the chest starts glowing only for it to be a fuckass gizmo
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looking at my 4.24 gpa one last time before my life is overtaken by the search for the pirate shop pass
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When my duos knocked but there's an unopened chest behind him.
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How I be telling my squad its only one more game until we find the pirate shop token
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“are they lovers?” worse. they were supposed to be and never got the chance to.
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The type of hunt Fortnite sent us on in the new season 😭🙏
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i want the deleted scene of matt dancing with his shadows so bad the music in that scene is so nice hes so cute and it rlly shows his mental decline after killing corey ik imitating vic chissler proves that too but...
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if i ever did kill myself it would involve a lot of symbolism and easter eggs as a nod to longtime supporters and fans of the franchise
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My shayla is shit at ceramics but that’s my babyyyyyy
Playing pretend this was his “sexiest man alive” shoot
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how white people be peeping the potato salad on thanksgiving
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it didnt appear in my locker..
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@FortniteStatus I tried talking about this via a ticket but the first support member told me to file an ingame report (Which obviously wouldnt help cuz its about something i cant screenshot) and the second attempt i could not reach out to anyone since i need to wait 24 hours.
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