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Storyteller. Mom. Forever awkward.

Atlanta
Joined February 2008
Went to #Sprouts and they were playing #Tina. I teared up. #music #rip
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So…what’s killing all those horses at Church-ill Downs?
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Happy Mother’s Day. 🌹
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Anyone know what this horse trinket symbolizes? #Coronation #William
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Kudos to those musicians on horseback. Now that’s impressive. #Coronation
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I know, I know. But #whatif it was #Diana getting crowned #Queen tomorrow. Could you imagine the fanfare? #Coronation
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You could actually wear your #coronation outfit to your #derby party. Kill two birds with one #hat.
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We have come to the point - while there is currently an #activeshooter in #Atlanta - where the know-it-alls online are kicking up debate dirt instead of being shocked.
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Happy to announce Millie Pete #art prints are now available! Downloadable and nothing over $5.
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My new favorite thing. Who am I kidding, she’s always been one of my favorites. #cateblanchett #yellowsuit #Sparks #music youtu.be/UTAxPhxADo0
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True story. I was just driving behind a guy who had something small and pink on his antenna. He had a tattoo artist vibe, so my first thought was it was a butt plug and laughed. Then we got to a light and I realized it was a rubber ducky. Time for self reflection.
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I just had a toddler tell me she liked my shoes - from the stall next to mine in the bathroom. How pure. Too bad adults tend to think but not say random, kind words like that.
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I just realized today marks 3 years since our #COVID19 shut down. #reflection
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Boy, the morning after #DaylightSaving and the #Oscars is a little rough on the East Coast.
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I asked my 8-year-old to let me sleep just 15 more minutes before I fixed breakfast. He proceeded to whisper in my ear updates every few minutes. #momlife #nosnooze
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The yearly exchange with my brother, who was born on July 3rd. #birthday #DaylightSavingsWeekend #SpringForward #humor
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I forgot how much burnt #popcorn stinks up the house. 😒
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I just got checked out at the store by Anelle from #SteelMagnolias, if she was 60. Look, glasses and voice to boot. I’m sure she wondered why I looked stunned throughout the purchase. #movies #lifeimitatingart
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