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Fire Emblem Enjoyer

Joined August 2011
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Me when there's a line at checkout
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a sterling funeral
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There's no other Fire Emblem character in the series history that would be more likely to use this line than Halvin
Fire Emblem writing if it was good
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Although
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The most unrealistic thing about Fortune's Weave is that Dietrich died in the war before Fortuna interfered with causality. I refuse to believe he can be killed
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Feels the fucking aura
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This would be a hilarious concept to implement in Fire Emblem though. Imagine your lvl 21 lord just ignores your commands on the map and does his own shit
My Dietrich is super overleveled, and I keep thinking "Oh, no! I have to stop him from leveling up otherwise he won't listen to me!" as if he's a goddamn Pokemon.
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Tbh I thought SpongeBob would love this video and I wished he was alive to see it and then I started crying. I can't stop crying. It hurts
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Okay but ironically one of those question marks is sex
I lied, there's no sex. Now sit down, we're clearing all question marks in Skellige.
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I am still haunted by this boss
guys maybe...maybe just maybe contact damage is idk...bad (i want to fucking rip his spine out)
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When your coworker asks what games you play and your answer isn't Battlefield or Marvel Rivals
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All I can think of when I see these skeletons in Castlevania.
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When you contribute nothing to the group project and still get an A
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Took a small break from Fortune's Weave to play both Castlevania Harmony of Dissonance and Aria of Sorrow back-to-back. I would probably give them an 8/10 and 9/10 respectively. Great to be playing this series again
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Neuron activation
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Look im a resident Edelgard hater but we all know it's Claude
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When he does that stupid wink I wanna throw him in myself
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You ever just sit in a dark room and feel like the darkness is the only thing that truly understands you. No fake smiles, no false hope. Just raw bitter silence…
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The character portraits in Fortune's Weave
Why is he moving like that
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Separated her from Bucephalus 💔 you kinda deserve it
I have proof that this game is not only mean towards Alexandra but also racist against her because she simply gets bullied and get hit by <30% hits
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insane fortunes weave science experiment I wasted like 5 turnwheel uses on
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