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Simp Machine

@MemeMachineAlt

Alt account for @meme_machine_06 My free space to simp on chicks without getting bullied at school. 24 years old, he/they works for me

Joined October 2022
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81% of recruiters said their employer posts ‘ghost jobs,’ per Fortune.
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Big fan of this new genre of racists interviewing normal people who look at them like they’re total freaks
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Would you rather have an all black national soccer team that wins or an all White English national soccer team that loses? “All the English lads I met are black mate”
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CJ@CorenYoung9 Aug 2025
Perfect opportunity to post this
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@3letter_9 Aug 2025
Job
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@DCTHEDON__15 Jul 2025
Death To All Rapists
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