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Just heard this on a plane (use southern drawl): "I only watch dat three and a half men, an dat one with the Nerds."
Take that Chuck Lorre.
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George H. W. Bush: Defender of the Space Time Continuum. Fighter of a million microscopic invaders from the Mars of a parallel universe.
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Everyone but Kramer gets a text alert about a storm. He fears for his life. "Bloomberg's out to get me, Jerry! I bought a lot of big gulps!"
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Got a free cookie from the bakery down the block because they were about to close for the day. This is how Seinfeld episodes begin...
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George fights with a beautiful woman in his office building who always takes the elevator to the second floor. "Why even have stairs then?"
My dog is the most methodical animal. Swear he has a treasure map for where all his bones are hidden. #getthatpiratesbooty #doglife
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See I can tell its a holiday week because the office elevator smells like cranberry vodka – at Washington, DC
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Too busy to closely follow the news today, correct if wrong, so far it was Patraeus, Allen, AND the Waffle House guy picking up these girls?
Hurricane sandy was mother nature showing its power, but this nor easter is mother nature flipping us the finger- my lovely father
My dog is exhausted but on high alert cause of sandy. #concerned #sandy #dog #goldendoodle #instaphoto #inst instagr.am/p/RX9ekVHNp8/
Slow on the uptake siri #getyofactsright #hurricane #siri #iphone #siriproblems instagr.am/p/RX1xzMnNjn/