BREAKING NEWS: Gen Z discovers takeout.

Mandatory pre-nups, basically.

Real Gatorade drinkers know that this stuff is 🤌

Let me stop you before the comments start. For those who are gonna say they would pick a date with their wife over $50K, take the money. Trust me, she’ll be happier too.

My most consistent political position right now is “Delete and Report Spam.”

And another one dropped. 🤣 Long live Cornbread Jackson.

"Once in a generation?" She looks exactly like Megan Fox.

I only recognize Stranger Things...

Let her down easy, Brent.

What if I told you that 44 is not that old...

Who would be excited about this "deal"??

He saw 56–0 and thought, "We’re still in danger."

That's the most Duane looking Duane I've ever seen.

Some of y'all gonna defend billionaires like they're gonna see it and invite you onto their yacht.

I'm taking the 32K and going home.

Guess I count myself as lucky. (via X: omgemeraldddd)

Imagine reading the box, getting offended, eating the pizza, thinking "this pizza is delicious" and then writing this review.

I can get that down to 75 cents by scanning it as 3 bananas at my local Walmart's self checkout.

One of those tassels would change my life.

Bro, at $1 million I don't care about tip etiquette.