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Chris™️

@Meotto

Baseball, State Fair, zipper merge, in that order #mnTwins, Mostly sarcastic, same name on that other site

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Joined February 2009
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A common misconception. Only the males are Michiganders, the females are Michigeese and children are Michigoslings.
hunter harris (@hunteryharris) profile picturehunter harris
@hunteryharrisNov 2
if nothing else i’ve learned that they’re called “michiganders”
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Tyann ⚾️ 🏁@Tyann98Oct 25
IMAGINE BEING A PERSON WHO DOESN'T WATCH THE WORLD SERIES HOLY SHEET
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Lydia Kauppi
@lydiakauppiOct 21
If a Somali commits a crime in Minnesota he’s Somali but if he saves 20 kids on a runaway school bus he’s a Minnesota Man
ABC News (@ABC) profile pictureABC News
@ABCOct 21
A Minnesota man is opening up after he saved nearly 20 children when their school bus driver suffered a medical emergency. Read more: abcnews.link/t1I488m
Minnesota man credited with saving kids, school bus driver surprised with check

Minnesota man credited with saving kids, school bus driver surprised with check

A 27-year-old Minnesota man was surprised with a check after he was credited for saving children and a school bus driver.

goodmorningamerica.com
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This may be the greatest community note of all time.
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Three Year Letterman (@3YearLetterman) profile pictureThree Year Letterman
@3YearLettermanOct 19
🚨 🚨 BRAKING 🚨 🚨 Rumors are now circulating that Kim Jong Un, the elected president of South Korea, has past away I am working to confirm via my sources, but this would be a major disruption for Asia’s largest economic power
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Sean@SeanKnowsBaIlOct 8
Call me woke or whatever but I don’t think children watching baseball should be subjected to boner pill commercial, Sydney Sweeney naked gambling ad, Liberty Bibberty, and even more gambling ads every single commercial break
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Ironhead841
@Mt2AguyOct 8
Yup.
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Chris™️@MeottoAug 16
Josh Donaldson’s hamstrings.
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Sarah Langs
@SlangsOnSportsJul 30
WHEEEEEEE!
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MLB (@MLB) profile pictureMLB
@MLBJul 30
KODY CLEMENS ULTIMATE GRAND SLAM!
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Minnesota Twins
@TwinsJul 9
Dang looks like we caught it too...
Cleveland Guardians (@CleGuardians) profile pictureCleveland Guardians
@CleGuardiansJul 9
Scoring must be contagious the way we've caught this lead. 🤧 #GuardsBall
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Ricky is headed to L'Étoile du Nord ⭐️
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Brandon Warne
@Brandon_WarneMay 30
I have a spare copy of the book “Game of Shadows” If you would like a chance to win it, do this: 1. Like and RT this post 2. Follow me That’s it
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Big Timi
@OrevaZSNMay 24
Teenagers have started calling AI art "boomer art" and consider it cringe, and YouTubers have stopped using AI-generated thumbnails because teenagers find them cringe and won't click on them. I honestly couldn't be happier.
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Anybody wanna try some of the new burgers at the Twins game tonight for a social media post? #MNTwins #NoPlaceLikeHere
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He runs @SpursCulture
Legion Hoops (@LegionHoops) profile pictureLegion Hoops
@LegionHoopsMay 15
Adam Silver reportedly spends lots of time on NBA Twitter to study complaints and critiques, per @TheAtlantic One of us 😂
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Chris™️@MeottoMay 9
Byron MF Buxton!
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Mike Recine@mikerecineApr 20
“Autistic people love trains.” Ok? Trains can transport 40,000 people per hour. They are objectively superior. What else do they love, eating dinner?
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How do you think Cleveland finds these. Do they just look up animal poop videos in their free time? Can someone look into this? Why is this a thing that is so specific to Twitter Cleveland fans
Joey- Cade Smith enjoyer (@GuardsJoey) profile pictureJoey- Cade Smith enjoyer
@GuardsJoeyApr 15
How it feels to consume Matt Festa appearances on my screen
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Chris™️@MeottoApr 3
Tristan Gray is now G4 #MNTwins
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swilly ☻
@swillysportsMar 26
Me trying to read the count on the Netflix score bug
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Josh Hejka
@hedgertronicFeb 5
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Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) profile pictureJeff Passan
@JeffPassanFeb 5
Right-handed submariner Josh Hejka and the Texas Rangers are in agreement on a minor league contract, a source tells ESPN.
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