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Joined May 2016
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This weekend was honestly Unreal!! Still can’t wrap my head around it. Shout out to @sound_and_fury for having us this year 💯💯💯🫡🫡
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#nw minions & monsters
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candy corn deniers should not celebrate halloween
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I saw someone at In-N-Out fill his water cup with sprite and he told me "dont be a hero" then flashed his 9mm concealed carry at me
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RIP pit bull advocate, Patrick Stewart
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Goodbye Charles 💔
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We at American Dad! have so much gratitude and love for Patrick Stewart. He said how happy he was to do American Dad! because he was so rarely asked to do comedy, which is insane, as his ability to get the laugh was uncanny. Thank you, Sir, for sharing your joyful spirit, inspiring voice, and willingness to be ridiculous. You turned Avery Bullock, Deputy Director of the CIA, into someone the world loved and couldn't get enough of. We will miss you.
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Fuck it, 16 minutes of Patrick Stewart being a comedic genius on American Dad
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2026 has been rough man
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Patrick was one of those icons who we somehow all took for granted would always be with us. I grew up as a fan, and was later gifted the privilege of becoming a colleague and friend, working with him for many years on “American Dad!”, “Family Guy”, and “Ted”. He was that rare actor who could take any bit of dialogue and elevate it, making a good writer sound great, and a great writer sound masterful. He was also as humble as they come. I remember exchanging emails with him a number of years ago when he was beginning day 1 of a new film. He commented to me that he always walked onto a new set feeling like the biggest novice there. My stunned reaction was the same as anyone’s would be. I said, “Patrick, if you feel that way, the rest of us are screwed.” We have lost a legendary actor today, and for many of us, a good friend. He will be deeply missed by the entire planet.
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In 1993, Nirvana spent Halloween night in Akron, Ohio. Things got weird. Kurt Cobain dressed up as Barney for the In Utero Tour stop on Halloween night at the University of Akron. He and the band came out in full costume, and Cobain had a bottle of Jack Daniel’s in hand. Cobain reportedly drank the Jack Daniel’s through the mask’s mouth opening. Later in the show, he came out with fairy wings and a black moustache drawn on his face. Pat Smear was dressed up as Slash, Dave Grohl (not pictured) was a mummy, and Krist Novoselic painted his face white as "reverse Ted Danson" with "PC" (politcally correct) written on his forehead. Danson had recently drawn backlash for making a public appearance in blackface during a roast of his then-girlfriend Whoopi Goldberg. At one point in the show, someone threw a shoe at Cobain. He allegedly pissed in it, then asked who it belonged to. The owner of the shoe said it was thrown on stage by another audience member. Cobain apologized and said he'd buy them a new pair of shoes. Tickets were $18.50, and they didn’t perform “Smells Like Teen Spirit” that night. This ended up being Nirvana's final performance in the state of Ohio.
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That moment when you have to tell your kid the Flintstones died before Christ’s sacrifice and cannot enter God’s kingdom
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“You already made that joke” Yeah no shit you think Tom Petty played Free Falling just once?
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“dad why all of your spoons burnt” just eat your fucking cereal bitch
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Forever gangster for that shit.
At the 1995 MTV Awards, Cameron Diaz was forcibly kissed by Chris Isaak and Jim Carrey gave him a taste of his own medicine
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You tell a bitch you hungry she be like “come eat this pussy” Bitch I want a breakfast sandwich
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Still so mad to this day we were robbed of a 2nd season
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Today, October 27, is The Day of the Dead for pets 💔 A separate celebration to honor the memory of your pets who have sadly crossed the rainbow bridge 🕊️
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when all 3 of my friends laugh at my joke
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