Deadpool.

“None of this is actually happening. There is a man. At a typewriter. This is all his twisted imagination.”

Deadpool joins the girlies and their cropped jacket gang

( @MercRegen ) “ this is a test of my patience. it has to be god. “ elektra, in all her curly locks and blank expression, stares daggers of dissatisfaction into deadpool. “ that must be why you’re here, wade. “ he wasted the last of her tolerance when they were thunderbolts.

ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ “𝐈'𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 .” Opting to use actual words this time . “𝐃𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 . 𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐚𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐞 .” ᅠ

mouthy thing .

what do I even say to that ….

i stand at 5’10 , can you believe it ?

“Ya never fully answered my question. Why do ya wanna kiss me so badly?”

good boy. now reach for your wallet..

hmm.. if you can bark, i’m guessing you can follow commands? put one hand in your pocket.

how is it rude if it’s true?

"...Have thou watched the series Ted Lasso?"

mm.. no. i said tricks, not disappointments.

"Thou doth assume thy actor makes thee superior?"

that was fast. do you do tricks too, or just bark?

any barkers????

ah’m not touchin’ yew with a six foot pole. pervert.

OUGHHHH WHO WANNA SIT IN THIS TUB WITH ME AN RUB MY FAWKIN’ BUTT