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ALT A fake page mimicking the book series Final Fantasy Ultimania Archive. It shows 'concept art' of the tv detective Columbo as if drawn by Tetsuya Nomura. He is holding a cigar and posed in a thinking sort of manner with wind flapping his coat. Text at the top of the page reads 'Columbo: the ruffled, cigar chomping detective who asks all the right questions.' There is a fake screenshot at the bottom of the page depicting a supposed 3d model of Columbo against a beach backdrop. The description reads: A detective from the lost city of angels, he arrives in Spira in a small puttering four wheeled machina. He claims to be seeking an Al Bhed who can repair it so he can return to his wife before dinner. Under this pretence he investigates and interrogates everyone, becoming particularly curious around the death of Lord Jyscal. Behind his disarming bumbling facade lies a mastermind of deduction and reason.
ALT A close up of tv Detective Columbo in the world of Final Fantasy X. He is set against the beaches of Besaid Island. He has one eyebrow raised towards someone off-screen. The subtitles read: "Excuse me ma'am, could you Spira minute? Just a little local humour don't mind me."
ALT A screenshot from the game Final Fantasy X with the villain Seymour in the foreground, and tv detective Columbo entering back in through a door in the background. Columbo has a hand up to his forehead and looks like he is thinking out loud. The subtitles read "Ah y'know, just one more thing, Maester Seymour..."
ALT A letter posted on a workplace: ATTENTION ALL SUBORDINATES: EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY, CONVERSING ABOUT WAGES (BOTH ON DUTY AND OFF DUTY) IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN. This is considered proprietary information and as such, it is protected legally. If you ane overheard speaking (OR LISTENING TO!) a conversation in which wages are discussed, you will receive disciplinary action up to and including termination. As a reminder, Kentucky is an at-will state, meaning your employment can be terminated for any reason without legal percussion. Or NO REASON. Have any questions, ask Jer.
![The response letter. It has a frame of links to the NLRB around the edges. The printed text reads as following and other names have been added, hand written, with their varying wages: LETTER: Yo Jer-Bear: Seeing as you're a manager in the great illustrious word of Planet Fitness gym franchises, it may behoove you to become familiar with the laws pertaining to it. Sprinkling legalese and word-salad across an 8.5x11 paper you printed does not a legal doc make. Since research ain't your forte, I've included a link to the pertinent documents on the left, right, top, and bottom of this paper. Kinda hard to miss. Needless to say, you can't legally tell us not to discuss wages in the good ol' U.S. of A. We will continue to do so. Futhermore, for the sake of making this a little more streamlined, shall we? [list of names and pay rate follows, won’t all fit] The rest of your "subordinates" could not be reached, but they're welcome to post their wage above, Love. $10.50 an hour Shelly](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FQAyRlsacAAYM2-.jpg?name=orig)
ALT The response letter. It has a frame of links to the NLRB around the edges. The printed text reads as following and other names have been added, hand written, with their varying wages: LETTER: Yo Jer-Bear: Seeing as you're a manager in the great illustrious word of Planet Fitness gym franchises, it may behoove you to become familiar with the laws pertaining to it. Sprinkling legalese and word-salad across an 8.5x11 paper you printed does not a legal doc make. Since research ain't your forte, I've included a link to the pertinent documents on the left, right, top, and bottom of this paper. Kinda hard to miss. Needless to say, you can't legally tell us not to discuss wages in the good ol' U.S. of A. We will continue to do so. Futhermore, for the sake of making this a little more streamlined, shall we? [list of names and pay rate follows, won’t all fit] The rest of your "subordinates" could not be reached, but they're welcome to post their wage above, Love. $10.50 an hour Shelly
