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Merrill Kasper (SLEEP WARRIOR)

@MerrillKasper

I am the @sleepwarrior, @kevinlieber is my court-appointed handler. I once ate eight quarts of Aunt Bee's kerosene cucumbers.

 New Jersey
Joined August 2026
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People sleep on Beauregard
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I just thought, "It'd be weird if people said hello by sniffing each other's butts like dogs do." Then I thought, "Actually it wouldn't be weird because we'd be used to it." Then I thought, "I'm gonna stop thinking about this now."
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Clock and balls
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this is the coolest car i've ever seen
🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost (@hourly_shitpost) profile picture🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost
@hourly_shitpostOct 1
imagine getting cut off by the spongebob mobile
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do i amuse you? am i a clown? am i joe pesci?
Kevin Lieber (@kevinlieber) profile pictureKevin Lieber@kevinlieberSep 16
The best one yet. My new short story centers on Sleep Warrior protagonist Merrill Kasper and his perilous journey into the basement. Read: kevinlieber.substack.com/p/t…
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Oh my god hes on her bagina
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Wordle is impossible. It could be any words.
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Kevin Lieber@kevinlieberSep 7
My new short story features saliva cake and a mysterious letter. Please read and subscribe. Read: kevinlieber.substack.com/p/t…
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My sleep paralysis demon
Good Faces (@good_faces_bot) profile pictureGood Faces@good_faces_botSep 2
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Tom is short for Tomothy
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Oh my god there's a planet called PENUS?!
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this post is how i find out that when dad went to the store for milk he became an oakland raider
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@Super70sSportsSep 1
I miss the days when you could be an All-Pro wide receiver yet also look like a guy who talks to himself on the subway.
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i would eat this on the toilet
Dexerto (@Dexerto) profile pictureDexerto
@DexertoAug 25
KFC is releasing a new Oreo chicken burger The collab features cookie-style buns, mashed potatoes covered in crushed Oreo pieces, a fried chicken fillet and launches in China on August 28
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Do bad horses go to horse hell?
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these were disgusting but i ate them anyway
Ol' Head Struggle (@StruggleFaceTom) profile pictureOl' Head Struggle@StruggleFaceTomAug 22
We really had it all once....
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vegetables are just as afraid of you as you are of them
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ (@BattleByrd) profile picture฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ
@BattleByrdAug 20
Enjoying the last few days of summer break...
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imagine evil knievel-ing a donkey over a monster truck
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@TheBest_ViralAug 20
Waiting for the next service
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is this real
Moboolyedits/Slime 🇵🇸 (@MOHAMMEDFI10) profile pictureMoboolyedits/Slime 🇵🇸@MOHAMMEDFI10Aug 19
Ka-chow!"
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Suddenly I love books and concrete
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