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Joined December 2021
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All Messi fans do is lie lol 20m in just 6 hours @Cristiano ❤️ 🐐 Happy international retirement
Spot the difference Ronaldo 🐐 Messi 🐐
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Replying to @Anfield_Sector
He’s a right back with too much ego to play there
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All creative players lose the ball. Do you not understand football? The difference is he doesn’t have Aguero or Haaland. He has makeshift wingers or inside forwards playing as number 9s. Give your head a wobble.
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Fuck Dalot!!!
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Replying to @TheAthleticFC
19 G/A in 28 Games ⚽ Goals vs: Basaksehir (2), PSG, RB Leipzig, Olympiacos, Copenhagen, Galatasaray, Sabah. 🅰️ Assists vs: Atalanta (3), Villarreal (2), Olympiacos, RB Leipzig, Young Boys, Atl. Madrid, Galatasaray, Bayern. Nothing strange about this you 🤡
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The Greatest Premier League Midfielder KDB Vs Grenade Launcher Bruno Fernandes The waffle some people chat makes you realise they don’t watch games and just spend time on twitter
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Match winning goals: Ronaldo: 243 (24.7%) Messi: 195 (20.8%) One goal wins where they scored: Ronaldo: 143 Messi: 111 Points lost removing their goals: Ronaldo: 415 Messi: 362 Points per goal: Ronaldo: 0.42 Messi: 0.39 And let’s not get started on the variety of goals.
📊 Goals scored when team is losing: 🇵🇹 Ronaldo — 250 goals 🇦🇷 Messi — 93 goals Cristiano Ronaldo is the most clutch player of All Time 🐐
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Replying to @ESPNFC
The PR & Bias Messi receives is bonkers. Brain dead people getting brainwashed in real time.
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10 G/A in 14 games for Bruno Fernandes in UCL
🚨 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧: Bruno Fernandes (32) has scored just TWO Champions League goals against teams from Europe's TOP FIVE leagues in his ENTIRE career: 🎯 1 penalty vs PSG 🎯 1 penalty vs RB Leipzig
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Replying to @SkySportsPL
😅😅😅 what you on about? He can’t wear a hood now???
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Replying to @lionheadbud @grok
Who’s this fool? Do goals and assists not count when you lose?
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Replying to @MadridXtra
Mbappe & Ronaldo got that BIG game gene on lock Yamal & Messi got that PR though
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Replying to @ArsenalBlessing
Keanes so bitter towards SAF. Glazers already owned approximately 28.7% of Manchester United before buying John Magnier & JP McManus's shares in May 2005.
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Replying to @TheUtdArchive
Shall I invent stats? Would that make you feel better?
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Lagalatico retweeted
Bruno Fernandes' "unforgivable" act was gently alluding to the things that Gary Neville himself has spent 80 minutes dementedly rabbiting on about 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Lagalatico retweeted
Convince your loyal captain to reject £200m from Saudi by promising to stick with the manager and project. Sack that manager months later, hire someone with no real CV, then drop your captain for analysing what went wrong in a 4-1 humiliation. Quite something.
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Gary Neville you’re an absolute wanker. Prime pep couldn’t get a tune out of this lot. Call your mate Jim out who got us into this mess further. The owners are parasites and don’t have a clue.
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Replying to @harleymufc2
@youngy18 brother you was one of the worst players to ever play for us. Relax yourself you lunatic. Literally had the same amount as good games, as Bruno’s had bad games this season.
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Lagalatico retweeted
What’s Tielemans done this season to deserve starting every single game? Doesn’t run, poor ball carrier and loses the ball more than Bruno does Madness to play him as a 10 and even more so to continue doing it during one of the most underwhelming periods at United
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