Present: Heavy metal marketing and editorial stuff. Past: YouTube Music, writing words about music on the internet, Full Metal Hipster podcast
On the couch or at a show
Joined July 2012
- Tweets82.4K
- Following463
- Followers2.3K
- Likes11.3K
Pinned Tweet
[Rob Zombie voice]
Welllll Frankenstein motherfucker Raggedy Ann
Churcabra hotrod Invisible Man
Grindhouse mama lama flash in the pan
Beep boop meep mop Godzilla Japan
[Palm muted power chords]
I’m breaking my Twitter hiatus to bear witness to one of the best days on this website in real time.
Callous Daoboys continuing Rage Against the Machine’e legacy of clarifying that all the wonderfully fucked up noises they make are created organically.
The joke in that scene is Peter’s dumb and trying to sound smart. He can’t explain what “it insists on itself means” when the family questions him and he admits he’s never watched the entire movie because he doesn’t understand the dialogue.
Source: Trust me, bro
EXCLUSIVE: 'Severance': Apple TV+ Series Has Made More Than $200M For Streamer - Report deadline.com/2025/01/severan…
This is the kind of primo content you’re missing if you’re still wasting your time here instead of following me on Bluesky.
If you need a pick-me-up today, just imagine Jon Schaffer covered in flop sweat and nervously tugging at his collar because all the J6 rioters he narc’d on to the FBI are back on the street.
I intentionally don’t drink enough to get drunk if I go to a brewery or craft bar because the primary reason I drink beer is the taste.
The biggest barrier to learning about Chinese society if you’re a U.S. citizen is the fact that the left and right in this country both make up insane lies about it.
Are you catching on yet?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
In China, rental agreements are legally binding contracts, and tenants are generally required to continue paying rent regardless of their employment status. There are no provisions in Chinese law that automatically reduce or eliminate rent obligations due to job loss.
mondaq.com/china/landlord…
Argentina’s poverty rate skyrocketed from 25% to 53% after this idiot took office, but conservatives love him because he fired thousands of government workers and handed the country over to oil companies.
Music is best avoided altogether because its diabolical rhythms can inflame even the most godly man’s loins with sinful lust.
Shayne Mathis retweeted
I got to be friends with David Lynch when we were both at Universal years ago. A very kind man, he was a fan of Bob's Big Boy. So was I. I'm going to miss him. R.I.P. David.
