Metrics Hulk

HULK CONFUSED. LEFT PIE IS CUT OFF MORE THAN RIGHT PIE AT BOTTOM. WHAT MAKES LEFT PIE HEAVIER? ENCODING GRAVITY?

HULK THINK POKEMON SHOULD BE SMASHED FOR NOT MAKING FOOTNOTE #8 A KEY PARAGRAPH.

HULK SOMETIMES GET CONFUSED BUT AT LEAST KNOWS A LINE CHART FROM A BAR CHART. THIS REPORT FUNNIER THAN THOR'S JOKES

HULK CONFESS TO RECALIBRATING BLACK WIDOW'S SCALE IN SAME WAY WHEN SHE ON DIET. SHE USUALLY SMASH HULK FOR THAT #OW xitter.gq/frovirosez/status/7359…

HULK WONDER WHAT PART OF MULTIVERSE USES 1.7 STEP PROGRESSIONS ON Y-AXES. WHATEVER PART IT IS, HULK WILL *SMASH* IT

#METRICSVENDORHULK CREATE A STORY OF HIS #INTEROP 2016 BAD #DATAVIZ ADVENTURE. storify.com/MetricsHulk/metr…

METRICS VENDOR HULK LIKE SUIT BY @ValerianMorier. BUSINESS CASUAL HULK FRIDAY LOOK GOOD.

#METRICSVENDORHULK TAKE OFF SUIT, THANK morier23.deviantart.com/art/… FOR THE SUIT.

#METRICSVENDORHULK very tired at #INTEROP. GIVING CONTROL BACK TO THE ORIGINAL HULK.

#METRICSVENDORHULK AT #INTEROP THANK VENDORS FOR SWAG. HOPE THEY LEARNED SOME #DATAVIZ BUT VERY SURE THEY DIDN'T.

#METRICSVENDORHULK AT #INTEROP LOSES FOCUS WHEN HE SEE THIS "DASHBOARD".

#METRICSVENDORHULK at #INTEROP. BUSINESS CENTRIC NETWORK VISIBILITY MY GREEN SHINY RADIOACTIVE ARSE.

#METRICSVENDORHULK AT #INTEROP NOT EVEN SURE WHAT HE IS LOOKING AT, INTER CONTINENTAL SAUSAGES?

#METRICSVENDORHULK AT #INTEROP BURST INTO TEARS LOOKING AT SUNBURST CHARTS.

#METRICSVENDORHULK AT #INTEROP TIME TRAVELLED TO THE 90s. 3D CHARTS W/ COLORS THAT MAKE HULK WANT TO GOUGE EYES OUT.

#METRICSVENDORHULK AT #INTEROP THINKS DONUTS NOT ANY BETTER THAN PIES. NEEDS SUGAR GETTING VERY TIRED RAGING AT BAD #DATAVIZ.

#METRICSVENDORHULK AT #INTEROP HATE HATE HATE PIE CHARTS WONDERS IF VENDORS EMPLOY BAKERS FOR #DATAVIZ.

#METRICSVENDORHULK AT #INTEROP WILL BUY STEPHEN FEW'S INFORMATION DASHBARD DESIGN BOOK FOR VENDORS W/ HIS OWN GREENS

#METRICSVENDORHULK AT #INTEROP WILL SCALE ANY WALL TO SMASH THESE DISPLAYS AND WRECK THE SOCS WHERE THIS IS SHOWN.