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What a summer. 😉 (This pic is from the postgame fireworks that #nymets put on. We were all so coated in fireworks powder residue we had to head back to the apt & shower.)
Floyd of Rosedale static.klipy.com/ii/d7aec6f6f171607374b2065c836f92f4/50/c9/RHdg1NHD.gif?hh=498&ww=373&mp4=kvFvhqFzuv84x70&webm=aAVk2Ji9tet1Z3q9QTb5
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Advice for fellow men: Stop being so fucking embarrassing. Nobody is trying to replace you. You're underachieving and aimless, so other people are more qualified than you for most things. It's your own fault. Stop getting your philosophy from the dumbest grifters on the internet.
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Replying to @larryn1966
Yep, it was me: took the last donut at the mtg 🍩 did not cut it into halves, or quarters. Just 🖐 whole thing. nom nom nom
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This campaign isn’t just about me. It’s about my people.
Election Day is November 3rd, so Minnesota let’s make our voices heard and show up for our people.
Because this election isn’t just about your vote, it’s about our community💜
via Streets(dot)MN Join us for Coffee Hour and Happy Hour this month streets.mn/2026/10/22/join-us-for-coffee-hour-and-happy-hour-this-month/
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I don't see how the Titanic, the most impressive ship in the world captained by a man who slammed it into an iceberg and sunk it out of bravado and incompetence when he could have just taken it easy and been fine, applies to America as an analogy at all
2 of the surprises (to me) moving from Mpls to the suburb: 1) The hard water is REALLY hard. It is no joke. 2) Contracted waste hauling is abject extortion. My latest bill from @republicservices might be > comparable svc from City Mpls.
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I voted 🗳 . You should too. And then, before Nov. 3, verify the election dept. received that vote. mnvotes.sos.mn.gov
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law to rename "property tax" to "municipal services tax" and then just Gen Z stare at Boomers
I voted 🗳 . You should too. And then, before Nov. 3, verify the election dept. received that vote. mnvotes.sos.mn.gov
🥬🥬🥬 Ima be honest. Latest bimbo "press secretary" was one the only things in news this week that brought me cheer or entertainment. She really stood out as egregiously incompetent and self-humiliating - even in a WH where inept clownitude is par for course.
apropos of nothing, this 👉 is an @USCensusBureau publicity photo/stock photo from the 2010 Census. One of the more artistic items in their portfolio that year.
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A message to all sane Republicans: He pardoned 1,600 violent criminals. You said nothing. He bulldozed the East Wing. You said nothing. He interfered with the release of the Epstein files. You said nothing. He took over the Kennedy Center and renamed it after himself. You said nothing. He accepted a $400 million airplane as a personal gift. You said nothing. He threatened Canada, Cuba, Denmark, Greenland, Venezuela, Colombia, and Brazil. You said nothing. He tariffed just about everyone but Russia, causing inflation and instability worldwide. You said nothing. He attacked a nation during mediated negotiations. You said nothing. His ill-conceived war killed 175 children on day one. You said nothing. He alienated and insulted our allies. You said nothing. His ICE Army terrorized and murdered U.S. citizens. You said nothing. He committed murder on the high seas. You said nothing. He co-opted the Justice Department and directed it to prosecute his political enemies. You said nothing. It's time to start talking!!!
It's long overdue!!!!














