I’m almost never serious. Chopped Champion. I enjoy Mayo. Winery owner. Take off your pants. #LGM! What a profile!

The Swamps of Jersey
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Conservatives will say that liberals have Trump Derangement Syndrome for posting about blatant corruption and then drive 40 minutes to their nearest big city galleria mall to pull up to the Cheesecake Factory for a selfie to protest a random Barack Obama joke they misunderstood.
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How do we see when it’s dark at night?
It is comically dark outside at 7am. Now imagine its 830am and its pitch black That is what Trump, the Florida mafia, and boomer degenerate golfing retirees want for the hard working people of this country with permanent DST
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I thought we were keeping the criminals out?
WASHINGTON (AP) — State Department says it will give US visas to defeated Brazilian presidential candidate Flávio Bolsonaro and his family.
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I don’t like my watches fucking. I’ll pass.
i’m giving one of you a fucking ROLEX like + repost + follow me one random winner picked 48 hours from this tweet. no purchase necessary
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The Mets are so good at mishandling talent they are able to activate it at will.
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My brother found an old picture of my father and at first I thought he was showing me a picture of Jeremy Allen White for some reason.
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I don’t know who I’m rooting for in this WS but I’m enjoying it so far.
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OkStupid
JUST IN: Donald Trump announces he is looking into launching a dating app for MAGA men
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I got so lucky with this view. People pay top dollar for a room like this.
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I just stopped at Buc-ee’s for the first time and I don’t think even the American mind can comprehend. My goodness.
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NEVER doubt the GOAT 🚀🚀🚀 I didn’t…
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I can’t wait for Skyrage videos
This is unbelievable. The new Tesla Roadster can fly.
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I can’t wait to get back to normal stupidity
I love this president and I love this coin.
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Watching the Brewers do this to the Dodgers is nice but it would be better if it was the Mets but that’s not possible because the Mets didn’t win enough games to still be playing because of their suckiness.
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Trump: I had a police officer from New York. And he came up to thank me, and he was a rough guy. I don’t think he cried when he was born. He didn’t cry. He was not a crier. He’s a rough guy, big, strong guy, and he was almost crying. He was waiting in line to shake my hand, which I do with the police. And he said to me, “Sir, I want to thank you.” I said, “For what?” He said, “My wife has never respected me that much because I’ve lost a lot of money. I’ve gone into investments. I’ve always lost money. I’m not good at it. And yet now, after you’ve been here not even two years, my 401(k) is up by a number that Warren Buffett would be very proud of. Much higher than Warren Buffett’s numbers, to be honest.” And he said, “And she now views me as a financial genius. She viewed me as a loser for my whole life, and now she views me as a brilliant financial mind, and I didn’t do anything.” And I said, “Are you going to stay with your wife?” And he said, “I’m thinking about it.” No, I said, “Stay with your wife. It’s much less expensive.”
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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Kelly Clarkson has our gift shop employee at gun point and will not leave until we sell her our animatronic pterodactyl
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A senate candidate with a history of disturbing behavior who suddenly disappears for two weeks has a lot of explaining to do. The media must demand answers from Freako.
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The NFC East winning 0 games on a week in which two teams played each other feels like a pretty good encapsulation of the division at the moment
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