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You can be someone’s favourite person today and a stranger tomorrow. Never forget that life changes.
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What is one thing you will NEVER do again because life taught you a painful lesson? 👇
Let’s have it 🫴
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I was dating this girl, and one random day, we just stopped talking. 😂 The funny thing is, there was no sign that anything was wrong. We were talking normally that morning, everything seemed fine.
I didn’t text her after that, and she didn’t text me either. Till today, we’ve never spoken again. 😭😭
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you go think say you don see misogyny on twitter till you meet an average yoruba man in real life
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Sometimes, I start telling a story and forget the point halfway through. Please enjoy the journey; the destination is unavailable.
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Any day wey I finally see fine girl to crack, I go dey cry join as I dey crack her... 🥵🥵
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The prep master will catch you sleeping and ask, Are you tired?
No, sir. I'm just checking whether the desk is comfortable enough for future generations. 😭
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Millie Bobby Brown cries out in pain after her husband Jake Bongiovi lied to her about pregnancy, and he was later spotted on a date with a 19 year old girl who appeared to be pregnant for him.
BTC → XMR at a fixed rate, step by step.
1. Pick BTC → XMR on xgram.io or in t.me/xgram_io_bot. Choose the fixed rate so the amount is locked before you send.
2. Paste your XMR address. A fresh subaddress from your wallet is a good habit.
3. Send BTC to the deposit address shown. Once it's confirmed, the swap runs and XMR goes straight to your wallet.
4. Average swap time on Xgram is about 5 minutes. Non-custodial, no mandatory sign-up.
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Day 467 of practice Celibacy 😭😂
At this point, if temptation knocks, I will ask it to send an application letter and wait for HR to respond. 💀
My mates are catching feelings, catching bodies, and catching STDs. Me, I’m catching sleep. 😭😂
Is this life 😞😞😞😞
Even you wey write jamb 3 times enter University ,think say na “fresher” you be ?😭
Egbon !! 🙌
• Nothing much to see here…. Just some Halloween vibes. 😱 🔥
• Three little friends decided to try a TikTok trend..,😅
How I did it -
• Swapped 3 real people in a Halloween video for a witch, a vampire 🧛 and a pumpkin-head 🎃.
• Same moves, same camera, same music.
• Made with Renoise.ai x Seedance 2.5 👻
@renoiseai (日本 @renoiseai + @renoiseaijp ) #RenoiseRecast



























