LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽🐍 (@MichaelHauda) header
LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽🐍 (@MichaelHauda) profile picture

Incrementalist Libertarian, Wisconsin native living in Georgia, father of three girls, LPGA member, doom posting will not be tolerated in this house.

Augusta, GA
Joined June 2012
Photo by LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽🐍 (@MichaelHauda)Photo by LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽🐍 (@MichaelHauda)Photo by LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽🐍 (@MichaelHauda)Photo by LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽🐍 (@MichaelHauda)Photo by LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽🐍 (@MichaelHauda)Photo by LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽🐍 (@MichaelHauda)Photo by LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽🐍 (@MichaelHauda)Photo by LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽🐍 (@MichaelHauda)Photo by LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽🐍 (@MichaelHauda)Photo by LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽🐍 (@MichaelHauda)
I'm as close in my life to being a single issue voter as I have ever been. I just want Social Security dead, I would cast myself into a volcano if it guaranteed the immediate death of it and the prevention of a future public replacement.
1
3
2
17
4,960
It feels as if everything only gets worse with time
1
4
165
"about Trump" really is optional here
Justin Amash was right about Trump.
4
185
Sorry but if you think flaming hot Cheetos are actually hot you're a toddler
1
6
139
When the racist and gay stuff appears on my following tab
me and my oomfs choosing to ignore each other’s contradicting tweets
2
83
LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽🐍 retweeted
So true. My enemy isn't the guy who makes the streets unsafe and who votes for the government to ruin my life, it's the guy who puts food on my table and products in my hand.
BILLIONAIRES. ARE. THE. REASON. YOU. ARE. STRUGGLING. NOT. IMMIGRANTS.
48
176
8
3,634
45,541
You fought bravely anti-luddite meme but you'll never be as powerful as reminding the British that they're looking up at American soil every night 🙏
2
105
I don't like that Trump blew money on this but it's there now, petulantly throwing away our money to own MAGA is absolutely not what I want Dems to do, go after actual policies Trump pushed that hurt people.
This is utterly horrific. A complete stain on the White House. Look, I know Democrats just had a huge victory, and I know 20 or more Dems are gonna run for president, and I know I’m just one little old voter, but…no fucking way will I ever vote for a Democrat in 2028 who does not pledge to tear this monstrosity down. And really mean it. No fucking way. This is a national disgrace.👇
3
176
Worth remembering that while euroids pretend they only hate Republicans and their voters they really do hate us all, you can be from their preferred American party and you're still subhuman to them.
Joe Biden was pelted with milk cartons in Dublin, Ireland, as he took cover behind an umbrella. Police wrestled with protesters while he was rushed into his SUV.
2
152
Well 5 is shit in basically every way other than visuals, the series peaked at 4 and immediately dived off a cliff (6 is going to be shit too).
why does this game have better gunplay than V
30
LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽🐍 retweeted
How the conservative party has been sounding lately
11
229
2
3,419
30,427
LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽🐍 retweeted
China is hiring the dumbest kids you knew in high school to sabotage American tech infrastructure by telling them data centers are stealing water from dehydrated African children. ~60% of data centers are air-cooled/closed loop systems. Meaning they waste no water. 95% of new data centers being built use these same cooling methods. The remaining data centers that do “waste” water are aging and require renovation/replacement. So when you stop the construction of a new waterless data center, you are actually the one causing data centers to “waste” water unnecessarily. It’s incredible how many people are anti-data-center for reasons a quick grok search can easily debunk.
Fun fact: The woman pictured here credited the viral success of her campaign to the Party for Socialism and Liberation, a China proxy organization operating here in the United States. PSL is the political arm of the Shanghai-based Neville Roy Singham, an avowed Marxist multimillionaire who has bankrolled anti-American, pro-CCP nonprofits to the tune of $278 million. Singham’s political foot soldiers have been boots on the ground in dozens of anti-data center fights across the country. But striking down the $5 billion data center campus in Landover, MD, was by far their biggest scalp. In the ongoing campaign against American AI, cui bono? More than anyone, it’s our chief political adversary.
48
477
15
3,207
62,073
I dare you to name a non-alcoholic drink that's an absolute 10/10
1
58
I prefer presidential candidates who do more than screech about Israel, other things matter believe it or not.
🚨🇺🇸 The MAGA breakup might be getting its own presidential candidate... A group of Trump critics and Libertarian operatives wants Thomas Massie to run for president in 2028. Their plan? Rally anti-war conservatives, disillusioned MAGA voters and libertarians behind a third-party ticket. Massie hasn't agreed to anything yet, but the organizers aren't exactly hiding their intentions: they want enough votes to make Republicans pay attention. If Massie truly wants to be the presidential candidate, he needs to run in the primaries and win them; that would be his only path to becoming president. Source: Axios / Writer: Samuel
1
1
169
It amazes that you can find men that prefer the left to the right. Absolutely remarkable
3
1
25
1,826
LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽🐍 retweeted
Replying to @Mr_Husky1
Looks like you're struggling with the math. Let me help you. Here's a table of 20 companies with CEOs who make about $25 million. The table shows how much you could increase the hourly salary for every employee if you divided the entire CEO salary among them:
11
11
1
143
4,325
These "people" genuinely think that if they rent property taxes don't affect them, and their vote counts as much as yours
Jokes on you I don't pay property taxes. That's a thing the rich do. Eat shit and enjoy what you've got coming
1
6
47
875
I'm not a Catholic so maybe I'm mistaken, but is the Pope supposed to have opinions on the economy? I get speaking out against violence (particularly against Christians) but why should his favorable views of communism ever come out?
The Pope criticised Javier Milei in an awkward meeting during his visit to Buenos Aires. During the second stop of his 12-day Latin America tour, the Pope said: “The economy must be at the service of the people, rather than people being at the service of the economy.” In response, the Right-wing leader said he was taking the harsh measures to avoid “punishing the Argentines of tomorrow in order to benefit the Argentines of today” ⤵️ telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2…
1
133
LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽🐍 retweeted
If you cap credit card interest rates at 10%, the people with shitty credit will just get a payday loan at 400% instead. You cannot help this type of person. They will continue to make poor financial decisions.
85
90
7
2,810
39,864
It's really funny that braindead zoomers assume I'm talking about COVID when I mention vaccine propaganda when this is really about millennial parents being wooed by health quacks into not giving their kids the MMR vaccine because they think it makes them retarded.
The "first generation immune to propaganda" moment
2
1
16
551
Millennials were in Facebook groups discussing feeding their kids bleach or how to administer coffee enemas to purge vaccines and magical made up organisms from their kids, skepticism of the COVID shots and boosters is a completely unrelated phenomenon.
1
2
98