Michael Fortune retweeted
If you're really serious about wanting to be a man, then perhaps think about forfeiting the right to have children, because men can't get pregnant?
Men cannot gestate a fetus because they don't produce eggs, don't have a womb, don't have a uterus or a vagina.
If you do want to conceive and give birth then you're not all that serious about being a man, obviously.
You're only serious about bringing a child into a fucked up world to satisfy your mental illness needs.
It's selfish, and it's child abuse.
Keep your personal issues to yourselves, they don't need to be projected onto innocent little lives.
Pezzolano aint got a fucking clue, pull the trigger Gino #WatfordFC
Michael Fortune retweeted
Nestory Irankunda with a perfect free-kick for @WatfordFC 😚👌
Don't miss @EFL Highlights on ITV4 tonight at 9pm!

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Michael Fortune retweeted
The jury in the MO Bros case is still deliberating
What’s taking so long to deliver a GUILTY verdict?
They viciously attacked police officers, the evidence is clear, the violence was brutal, and justice is overdue.
Is the delay because of pressure? Politics? Fear?
Britain is watching. Let’s hope justice hasn’t lost its backbone.
How can @TheNotoriousMMA get away with sending his old boy to another woman with a weight on and I cant get away with a couple of #SuperSunday beers?! @TheNotoriousMMA @SkySportsPL @Super6 @btsportscore #football #sport @ufc #UFC
Michael Fortune retweeted
“Luck” is the result of preparation & repetition. @BenDavison_ @Queensberry
Michael Fortune retweeted
Replying to @WatfordFC
Fella we went into the season with a strike force of Bayo, Doumbia and Jebbison, Bachmann as first choice, Ngakia and Larouci as full backs. Expecting promotion with that is like expecting Lewis Hamilton to win Monaco in Del Boys van
Why are football pundits and commentators using the term 'moment' all the time.
In this moment he's playing really well, in this moment he is looking good, in this moment he seems happy at the club.
Is there some sort of commentary/pundit union telling to use 'moment' 😑
Michael Fortune retweeted
An absolutely outrageous finish😮💨🤯
#NationalLeagueOnDAZN | @FGRFC_Official
Michael Fortune retweeted
Watford vs Luton then today!
The M1 Derby, is the closest in bubble fixtures we have left in England.
Fans bused in on Harry Potter coaches, pubs closed, fans held back. This is a proper old school derby!
It's been missing for the best part of 20 years from our football calendar and may disappear again if Luton don't start shaping up.
The Hatters haven't done a double over Watford since 1987 but they haven't won away since Millwall in September!
Watford didn't turn up for the reverse fixture so they owe their fans one today
Should be a good one!
#WATLUT #watfordfc #LTFC
Whata fucking fight, Buatsi v Smith... if that's anything to go by we're in for a good night @boxingontnt @CallumSmith23 @boxingbuatsi #boxing
Michael Fortune retweeted
By December I will have knocked KSi, Jake Paul & Tommy Fury out & we’ll all be done with the circus.
You are all welcome! 🦍
Michael Fortune retweeted
Imran Louza that is sensational! 👏
Watch EFL Highlights on @ITV & @ITVX tonight at 10.35pm
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