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May your neighbors respect you, Trouble neglect you, Angels protect you, and heaven accept you.

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Joined March 2012
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What a fucking first half display from #WatfordFC work rate unreal all round #WATSOU @WatfordFC
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She's a proper geezer
North African boxer Imane Khelif says she will sue anyone who says she is a man.
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If you're really serious about wanting to be a man, then perhaps think about forfeiting the right to have children, because men can't get pregnant? Men cannot gestate a fetus because they don't produce eggs, don't have a womb, don't have a uterus or a vagina. If you do want to conceive and give birth then you're not all that serious about being a man, obviously. You're only serious about bringing a child into a fucked up world to satisfy your mental illness needs. It's selfish, and it's child abuse. Keep your personal issues to yourselves, they don't need to be projected onto innocent little lives.
Woman who wants to be a man wants to get pregnant and still be recognised as a man. It's INSANE!!!!
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When is this monster gonna be sentenced???
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Pezzolano aint got a fucking clue, pull the trigger Gino #WatfordFC
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Nestory Irankunda with a perfect free-kick for @WatfordFC 😚👌 Don't miss @EFL Highlights on ITV4 tonight at 9pm!
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The jury in the MO Bros case is still deliberating What’s taking so long to deliver a GUILTY verdict? They viciously attacked police officers, the evidence is clear, the violence was brutal, and justice is overdue. Is the delay because of pressure? Politics? Fear? Britain is watching. Let’s hope justice hasn’t lost its backbone.
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How can @TheNotoriousMMA get away with sending his old boy to another woman with a weight on and I cant get away with a couple of #SuperSunday beers?! @TheNotoriousMMA @SkySportsPL @Super6 @btsportscore #football #sport @ufc #UFC
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“Luck” is the result of preparation & repetition. @BenDavison_ @Queensberry
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Replying to @WatfordFC
Fella we went into the season with a strike force of Bayo, Doumbia and Jebbison, Bachmann as first choice, Ngakia and Larouci as full backs. Expecting promotion with that is like expecting Lewis Hamilton to win Monaco in Del Boys van
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Why are football pundits and commentators using the term 'moment' all the time. In this moment he's playing really well, in this moment he is looking good, in this moment he seems happy at the club. Is there some sort of commentary/pundit union telling to use 'moment' 😑
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An absolutely outrageous finish😮‍💨🤯 #NationalLeagueOnDAZN | @FGRFC_Official
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Full-time.
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Watford vs Luton then today! The M1 Derby, is the closest in bubble fixtures we have left in England. Fans bused in on Harry Potter coaches, pubs closed, fans held back. This is a proper old school derby! It's been missing for the best part of 20 years from our football calendar and may disappear again if Luton don't start shaping up. The Hatters haven't done a double over Watford since 1987 but they haven't won away since Millwall in September! Watford didn't turn up for the reverse fixture so they owe their fans one today Should be a good one! #WATLUT #watfordfc #LTFC
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Whata fucking fight, Buatsi v Smith... if that's anything to go by we're in for a good night @boxingontnt @CallumSmith23 @boxingbuatsi #boxing
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By December I will have knocked KSi, Jake Paul & Tommy Fury out & we’ll all be done with the circus. You are all welcome! 🦍
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Imran Louza that is sensational! 👏 Watch EFL Highlights on @ITV & @ITVX tonight at 10.35pm @EFL | @WatfordFC
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SENSATIONAL! 😱 @WatfordFC lead! #EFL | #SkyBetChampionship
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