
Illustrator. Graphic designer. Lame jokes. Basketball. Turning vectors into athletes for @statmuse
Phoenix, AZ
Joined April 2009
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Didn’t expect to get a shout out from the GOAT when I woke up this morning but pretty cool 🤯 – at Phoenix, AZ
I too have a higher calling and will be leaving my small children for several months to play 2K, Zelda and GTA6
Daddy's home! Man who left family in 1998 for a 31,000-mile stroll around the world finally ends journey trib.al/y9q6QiF
I forgot to customize my Factor Meals order and they literally sent me all chicken breast with green beans. Gonna be the healthiest, most boring week of my life
Suns could be 82-0 if we only played the Warriors.
About to hit the gym and go internet dark for a couple hours, really hope we still win tonight
According to Kalshi, LeBron has twerked or gyrated his pelvic area 92% more times in his career since playing with Embiid
Fun Fact? I might be wrong but I think the Toronto Raptors are the only team that doesn’t have a single player who wears a sleeved undershirt
The season is early but giving the keys to Luka and seeing LeBron fit in great with Philly might be a win-win for everybody
We ended up walking a couple blocks over and saw a bunch of friendly families and gave away all our candy. Fun night. And congrats to the Valkyries
It’s currently raining and I don’t know if we’ll get any trick of treaters but I hope we do or I’m eating all this candy myself
There’s actually people that wake up in the morning and spend money to make fake AI photos of celebrities just to trick people and go viral 😂😂















