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Illustrator. Graphic designer. Lame jokes. Basketball. Turning vectors into athletes for @statmuse

Phoenix, AZ
Joined April 2009
Didn’t expect to get a shout out from the GOAT when I woke up this morning but pretty cool 🤯 – at Phoenix, AZ
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Im just a man who loves basketball and my little gray cat
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Michael Walchalk retweeted
Wemby vs Dallas: 52 PTS (career-high) 24 REB (career-high) 2 STL 8 BLK The first 50/20 game in franchise history.
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The suns lost cause Booker wasn’t wearing a raggedy shirt under his jersey
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I too have a higher calling and will be leaving my small children for several months to play 2K, Zelda and GTA6
Daddy's home! Man who left family in 1998 for a 31,000-mile stroll around the world finally ends journey trib.al/y9q6QiF
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I forgot to customize my Factor Meals order and they literally sent me all chicken breast with green beans. Gonna be the healthiest, most boring week of my life
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We voted at a church that had an outdoor court and I wish I had brought my ball
If you vote in a gymnasium they should let you hoop while you wait!!!
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Suns could be 82-0 if we only played the Warriors. About to hit the gym and go internet dark for a couple hours, really hope we still win tonight
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Well this aged horribly
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According to Kalshi, LeBron has twerked or gyrated his pelvic area 92% more times in his career since playing with Embiid
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I’ve seen enough what are Ty Jerome MVP odds?
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Fun Fact? I might be wrong but I think the Toronto Raptors are the only team that doesn’t have a single player who wears a sleeved undershirt
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Michael Walchalk retweeted
Yaxel Lendeborg this season: More PTS than — Durant — Brunson — Curry — Flagg More REB than — Jokic — Luka — Bam — Sengun More STOCK than — OG — Dort — Jrue — Tatum More 3P than — Kyrie — Dame — Harden — Garland He's a rookie.
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The season is early but giving the keys to Luka and seeing LeBron fit in great with Philly might be a win-win for everybody
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Seeing multiple TikTok edits of the Cardinals…..that are positive! First time for everything
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Beating the Cowboys at home is our Super Bowl as Cards fans, we did it!!!! 🏆
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We ended up walking a couple blocks over and saw a bunch of friendly families and gave away all our candy. Fun night. And congrats to the Valkyries
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Raining hard and the neighborhood looks dead, don’t think we’re getting anybody :/
It’s currently raining and I don’t know if we’ll get any trick of treaters but I hope we do or I’m eating all this candy myself
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It’s currently raining and I don’t know if we’ll get any trick of treaters but I hope we do or I’m eating all this candy myself
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There’s actually people that wake up in the morning and spend money to make fake AI photos of celebrities just to trick people and go viral 😂😂
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Some of my favorite Halloween looks over the years 🎃
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