Matt Michalko

The most pathetic promo in all of sports is @EatnPark offering a free cup of chili if the @penguins score 7 goals. 🤣🤣🤣

Nothing is making me happier right now than seeing @drdavidlanger and @johnboockvar on my screen again.

#stresspizzaanonymous this is a fever dream

#stresspizzaanonymous new mexico

#stresspizzaanonymous Utah

#stresspizzaanonymous emergency department stories!

#stresspizzaanonymous caller works in Healthcare and I feel like they have stories

#stresspizzaanonymous who are YOU, caller?

#stresspizzaanonymous someone should order paisanos for delivery to the stage

#stresspizzaanonymous YEEHAW

Really wish artists would stop complaining that AI image generators are "stealing" artwork to base off of.

Way to go @tacobell - really diversifying. First the Mexican pizza, now financial planning.

@mutavamusic just found you - you're insanely talented and I hope to see you playing arenas one day my friend. ✌🏻

THIS THREAD IS SAVAGE HAHAHA

How many seasons of ALONE will it be till someone gets absolutely obliterated by a bear?

"Don't kill kids UNLESS it's with guns." -Republicans

I'm about to go buy whatever it is that DICK'S sells.

@ChrisGethard wonderful show tonight. Thanks for coming to Pittsburgh!

You feed a cat named chicken rabbit? #smallhandsanonymous

#smallhandsanonymous Italy: followtuscany.com/