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An Engineer, Environmentalist, Roller-skater, Backpacker and Bob Ross Enthusiast amongst other things

Joined August 2010
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San Antonio Animal Care Services has a program that lets you take a dog out for 4 hours and bring them back to give them a break from the shelter 😭 You can go take them on a walk, or to go home and watch a movie or go get ice cream. IM CRYING. CAN YALL SIGN UP PLZ
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Indiana mom of 2 dies after drinking too much water on family vacation trib.al/AsZLIoS
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The rescue center will be shutdown for at least three weeks. Animals will need to be moved from the Hwy 151 location by today.
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Kick rocks
“F*ck that. Those guys have gotten enough luck already. They already got Tim and Dave. Being able to draft the three best center prospects of the last 35 years would be some bullsh!t.” - Rival scout on the Spurs getting the No. 1 pick (Via SpursTalk.com)
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Roo Pub in San Antonio said it would cover everyone’s drinks if the Spurs secured the #1 NBA Draft pick. The scene: (via @RealTomPetrini)
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💥💥💥@spurs fans celebrating #1 draft pick by honking on Commerce St. #KSATnews #GoSpursGo #PorVida ksat.com/sports/local/2023/0…
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HOWS EVERYONE DOING TODAY
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🧙🏽‍♀️ Calling Hocus Pocus fans: The Sanderson Sisters' cottage will be available for two guests to rent on Airbnb — complete with a cauldron, spell book and black-flame candle. n.pr/3RHoufu
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Bruh said “she still fuckin in here” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Find the duck 🦆
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ZOEY 101 is a CERTIFIED HOOD CLASSIC, argue with ya mama 😤😤
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Im only on here today to see the Queen Elizabeth memes
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THE TOTAL LUNAR ECLIPSE IS HAPPENING. GO OUTSIDE IDIOTS
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I want to hate him but I can’t. Y’all filled his pockets up on OF 🔥😭
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Haven’t tweeted in a while. Here’s a picture of me working at 8pm.
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Can you believe this good boy was scheduled to be euthanized this week… Everyone welcome Appa to my family ❤️
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Why buy a $90 air purifier at Target when you can literally just grow moss
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