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Detroit, MI
Joined October 2021
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Michigan vs Michigan State Postgame Kyle Whittingham has burned this program to the ground. Shocking levels of incompetence that I have never seen before. Run this geriatric old fool out of town. What an embarrassment #GoBlue
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Michigan vs Michigan State Postgame Kyle Whittingham has burned this program to the ground. Shocking levels of incompetence that I have never seen before. Run this geriatric old fool out of town. What an embarrassment #GoBlue
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Michigan has allowed 0 TDs in regulation in its last 2 home games. Wolverines lost both games (13-6 in OT to Indiana, 15-6 to Michigan State).
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Jason Beckanyahu and Kyle Whittinghamas #GoBlue
🤖 Made with AI
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Jason Beckanyahu #GoBlue
🤖 Made with AI
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Thanks Kyle for not trying to bang every intern. Appreciate it. Now kindly pack your bags and get the hell out of town.
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0 points in the first half against a team that has one conference win in the last 3 years. It doesn’t get any more rock bottom than this. Kyle Whittingham is the worst coach in Michigan Football history and it’s not even close.
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Michigan was held scoreless in first half 3 times in 166 home games from 2002-25 Michigan is less than 2 minutes away from being held scoreless in first half 3 times in last 3 home games under Kyle Whittingham/Jason Beck
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Good evening @NCAA, I’d like to self-report all of my texts with Kyle Whittingham and Jason Beck.
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“Braised short rib” from Starbucks… yeah I’m sure Made from the highest quality raccoon ankles and glue. Stay in your lane @Starbucks
to say this meal was incredible is an understatement… starbucks really did outdid themselves, the velvet mascarpone cold foam is so delicious and ties everything together, im in love
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Bro, what?! lol
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Because he doesn’t do it rolling out of the pocket and jumping in the air, so 13 year olds don’t want to buy Madden to play as him. The MVP is a popularity contest for the league to prop up their “face of the league” which changes any given week. Just win games, who cares.
How in the world does Jared Goff only have a 2% to win MVP with these numbers
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Manti Te’o has a history of good judgement and not being delusional, so this seems legit
"Caleb Williams, right now, is the best quarterback in the National Football League." Manti is all in on the @ChicagoBears taking the NFC North 💪
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Incredible sequence here. Earlier in the game, Jamo commits a penalty on a crucial third down, and Dan Campbell immediately tells him, “You owe us.” After Jamo scores the game-winning touchdown, Campbell tells him, “Way to pay us back.”
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STATEMENT FROM JACK CAMPBELL My family and I want to sincerely thank everyone for the overwhelming amount of love, prayers, and support we’ve received over the past few days. It means more to us than words can express. I’m incredibly encouraged by the progress I’ve made in such a short period of time. I have full movement in my lower body, and I’m continuing to make progress with movement in my upper body. I know there’s still work ahead, but I remain very optimistic. I’m taking things one day at a time, staying positive, and focusing on getting better. My faith in God has never been stronger. I know He has a plan for me, and I trust in that plan. I know there may be challenges ahead, but with my faith, my family, and so many people in my corner, I know we’ll get through this. I especially want to thank the athletic trainers and medical personnel who responded and cared for me on the field. I know those were difficult moments, and I’m incredibly grateful for the professionalism, compassion, and care you showed me. The way you handled everything and looked after me when I needed it most is something I’ll never forget. From the bottom of my heart, thank you. I also can’t say enough about the incredible care I’ve received from the medical team at Henry Ford Hospital and the Detroit Lions medical staff. They’ve been amazing to me and my family throughout this process, and I’m truly grateful for everything they’ve done. To my teammates, coaches, and everyone in the Lions organization, I want you to know how much I love and appreciate you. This team is a family to me, and the way everyone has been there for me means everything. I’m proud to be a Detroit Lion and couldn’t ask to be surrounded by a better group of people. One thing I’ve learned about Detroit is that this city is built on toughness, resilience, and grit. That’s exactly how I’m going to approach this challenge. Please continue to keep me and my family in your prayers. We feel the love, and I can’t thank everyone enough. God is good. My faith is strong. Jack Campbell
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I could go out and vote I guess, but I would have to do it during lunch. And there’s not a politician in the world who matters as much to my life as a tasty little lunch. Maybe next year. #ElectionDay
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CADE CUNNINGHAM TONIGHT: 33 POINTS 7 ASSISTS 5 REBOUNDS 5 STEALS 13/20 FGM 4/7 3PM +19 +/- Only 27 Minutes. 🔥
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NFC North HCs Ranked: 1. Dan Campbell 1b. Ben Johnson Gap 3. Matt LaFleur 4. Brian Flores CHASM 5. Kevin O’Connell
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Updated NFL Power Rankings 1. 49ers 2. Bills 3. Jags 4. Lions 5. Vikings 6. Bears (move to 4 with win) 7. Seahawks 8. Broncos 9. Chiefs 10. Steelers
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Domonique Orange is a fucking pussy for this Big Citrus? ❌ Big Fat Bitch? ✅
Jared Goff got smacked in the face and kept having to get dragged away from the scrum.
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