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Morning all! Happy Friday! I am looking for a club historian for the following clubs please: Stockport County, Peterborough United, York City, Crystal Palace, Shrewsbury Town, Bradford City and Blackpool please :)
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ‘€Turkish football player Demir Bey was red carded by a German female referee. Because he told the referee as he left the field, โ€œYou should be in the kitchenโ€. The female referee wrote this in her report, and FIFA suspended Demirbey for 5 matches and ordered him to referee a women's football match as part of the sentence. When Demir Bey was officiating the match, he red carded 8 female players. When asked why he did this, he apparently replied, "Because women should be in the kitchen."
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The viral story misnames the player (Kerem Demirbay, 2015) and fabricates details: his club required him to referee a junior girls match, DFB (not FIFA) sanctioned him, and he issued no cards or repeated comments while officiating. dw.com/en/second-diviโ€ฆ bbc.com/sport/footballโ€ฆ en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerem_Demโ€ฆ theguardian.com/football/2015/โ€ฆ
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โšฝ VOLUNTEER OPPORTUNITY โ€“ GENERAL SECRETARY โšฝ The Leeds & District Football Association is looking to appoint a Volunteer General Secretary to join our Executive Committee and play a key role in helping lead and develop the Association. This is an important position at the heart of the LDFA, working alongside fellow Executive Committee members to ensure the Association is well organised, effectively governed and continues to move forward. Key responsibilities include: ๐Ÿ“‹ Managing the day-to-day administration of the Association ๐Ÿ“ง Managing correspondence and acting as a key point of contact for clubs, leagues, County FA and other organisations ๐Ÿ“… Preparing for and supporting regular Executive Committee and Association meetings ๐Ÿ“ Overseeing agendas, minutes, records and other Association documentation โšฝ Supporting the administration and development of grassroots football across the district ๐Ÿ† Working with the District Cup team to support the successful delivery of our competitions ๐Ÿค Maintaining positive relationships with clubs, leagues, referees, other District FAs and the County FA ๐Ÿ’ก Working with the Executive Committee to bring forward new ideas and help drive the Association forward We are looking for someone who is proactive, organised and a good communicator, with the enthusiasm to become actively involved in the future of the Leeds & District FA. The role may particularly suit someone already involved in grassroots football through a club, league, refereeing or football administration, although this is not essential. ๐Ÿ“ฉ Interested in finding out more? Email [email protected] with a brief summary of your relevant experience, and we will send you the General Secretary role specification. โšฝ Get involved. Bring your ideas. Help shape the future of grassroots football across Leeds & District. #GrassrootsFootball #Volunteer #LDFA #GeneralSecretary #GetInvolved
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๐—œ๐—ป๐—ฎ๐˜‚๐—ด๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—š๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—น๐˜€ ๐——๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐˜ ๐—–๐˜‚๐—ฝ ๐—–๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐˜๐—ถ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜€ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฒ/๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿณ โ€“ ๐—”๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜€ ๐—ก๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐—ข๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ป The Leeds & District FA is pleased to announce that applications are now open for our inaugural Girls District Cup Competitions for the 2026/27 season. We are delighted to introduce the following competitions for the forthcoming season: ๐—จ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฎ ๐—š๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—น๐˜€ ๐——๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐˜ ๐—–๐˜‚๐—ฝ , ๐—จ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฐ ๐—š๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—น๐˜€ ๐——๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐˜ ๐—–๐˜‚๐—ฝ & ๐—จ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿณ ๐—š๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—น๐˜€ ๐——๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐˜ ๐—–๐˜‚๐—ฝ. The entry fee is ยฃ15.00 per team. ๐—˜๐—น๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ถ๐—ฏ๐—ถ๐—น๐—ถ๐˜๐˜† Clubs affiliated to the following District FAs are eligible to enter the Leeds & District FA Girls District Cup Competitions: โ€ข๐—Ÿ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ๐˜€ & ๐——๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐˜ ๐—™๐—”, ๐—›๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ด๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ ๐—™๐—” & ๐—•๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ธ๐˜€๐˜๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—”๐˜€๐—ต ๐—™๐—” Clubs affiliated to the following District FAs should contact the Heavy Woollen District FA regarding entry into their Girls District Cup Competitions: โ€ข๐—•๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฑ & ๐——๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐˜ ๐—™๐—” , ๐—–๐—ฎ๐—น๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—™๐—”, ๐—–๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ป FA, ๐—ช๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—™๐—”, ๐—›๐—ฎ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐˜… ๐—™๐—” โ€ข๐—›๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐˜† ๐—ช๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐——๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐˜ ๐—™๐—”, ๐—›๐˜‚๐—ฑ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜€๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐—น๐—ฑ ๐—™๐—” & ๐—ช๐—ฎ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐—น๐—ฑ ๐—™๐—” For further information regarding the Heavy Woollen District FA Girls District Cup Competitions, please contact: ๐—ฆ๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜†๐—›๐—ช๐——๐—™๐—”@๐—ด๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—น.๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—บ ๐—›๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—”๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—น๐˜† Applications should be submitted through the Leeds & District FA Club Admin Portal: bit.ly/LDFAClubPortal If your club entered Leeds FA Cup Competitions during the 2025/26 season, please use your existing Club Admin Portal account to submit your applications. If you have already submitted your application for the 2026/27 season, simply add your girls' teams to your club within the Club Admin Portal and submit your application again. If your club has not previously entered Leeds & District FA District Cup Competitions, please complete the Club Contact Information Form: bit.ly/ClubContactInfoForm #LDFA #LeedsFA #DistrictCup @wrgfl_ @WestRidingFA #harrogatecravengirlsfootball @LCCSportDev @GRFootball @Teamgrassroots_ @StickthatonYT generalsports.uk/ @the_kwij
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Michael Druce retweeted
๐Ÿ† ๐—ก๐—˜๐—ช ๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฒ/๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿณ โ€“ ๐—จ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ ๐——๐—œ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—ฅ๐—œ๐—–๐—ง ๐—–๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐Ÿ† The Leeds & District FA is delighted to launch the inaugural U21 District Cup for the 2026/27 season. This exciting new competition has been introduced to provide an additional competitive opportunity for Under 21 teams competing in Sunday U21 leagues, giving young adult players the chance to compete for District Cup honours. ๐Ÿ’ท Entry Fee: ยฃ25 per team ๐Ÿ“ ๐—›๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—”๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—น๐˜† - ๐—ฅ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—–๐—น๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐˜€ Applications should be submitted through the Leeds & District FA Club Admin Portal: ๐Ÿ”— bit.ly/LDFAClubPortal If your club entered Leeds & District FA District Cup Competitions during the 2025/26 season, please use your existing Club Admin Portal account to submit your applications. If you have already submitted your application for the 2026/27 season, simply add your U21 team to your club within the Club Admin Portal and submit your application again. This will update your existing Cup Application to include your additional U21 team entry. ๐Ÿ“๐—›๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—”๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—น๐˜† - ๐—ก๐—ฒ๐˜„ ๐—–๐—น๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐˜€ If your club has not previously entered Leeds & District FA District Cup Competitions, please complete the Club Contact Information Form: ๐Ÿ”— bit.ly/ClubContactInfoForm Once your club has been registered, login details for the Club Admin Portal will be issued to your Club Secretary, allowing you to submit your Cup Application. Don't miss the opportunity to become the first-ever Leeds & District FA U21 District Cup champions! For further information, please email ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐˜๐—ฐ๐˜‚๐—ฝ@๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ๐˜€๐—ณ๐—ฎ.๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ด #LDFA #LeedsFA #DistrictCup #U21Football #SundayFootball #GrassrootsFootball @WestRidingFA @GarforthJFL @Huddersfieldjfl @OfficialYAL @WYAFLOfficial #WestRidingGirlsFootballLeague @Official_Combi @LeagueTriangle #CravenAireWharfeJuniorLeague #HarrogateDistrictJuniorLeague #YorkDistrictYouthFootballLeague @LCCSportDev @GRFootball @Teamgrassroots_ @StickthatonYT generalsports.uk/@the_kwij
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I need to find a job. If anyone knows somewhere where I can work from home doing unskilled back office things where there wonโ€™t be any pressure then please let me know. Even part time is better than nothing. Iโ€™m in the Cardiff area of South Wales if that helps.
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๐Ÿšจ ๐—ก๐—˜๐—ช ๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฒ/๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿณ โ€“ ๐—ฆ๐—”๐—ง๐—จ๐—ฅ๐——๐—”๐—ฌ ๐—๐—จ๐—•๐—œ๐—Ÿ๐—˜๐—˜ ๐—–๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐Ÿ† Applications are now open for the inaugural Leeds & District FA Saturday Jubilee Cup! This exciting new competition has been introduced specifically for: โšฝ Saturday Open Age ๐Ÿฏ๐—ฟ๐—ฑ ๐—ง๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—บ๐˜€ โšฝ Saturday Open Age ๐Ÿฐ๐˜๐—ต ๐—ง๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—บ๐˜€ โšฝ Teams competing in the ๐—Ÿ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ๐˜€ ๐—–๐—ผ๐—บ๐—บ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ถ๐˜๐˜† ๐—™๐—ผ๐—ผ๐˜๐—ฏ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น ๐—Ÿ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ด๐˜‚๐—ฒ โšฝ Teams competing in the ๐—ฆ๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐˜† ๐— ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—™๐—ผ๐—ผ๐˜๐—ฏ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น ๐—Ÿ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ด๐˜‚๐—ฒ The ๐—ฆ๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐˜† ๐—๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฒ ๐—–๐˜‚๐—ฝ has been created to give more clubs the opportunity to experience the excitement of knockout football and compete for a prestigious Leeds & District FA trophy. ๐Ÿ’ท Entry Fee: ยฃ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฑ.๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฌ per team ๐—›๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—”๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—น๐˜† - ๐—ฅ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—–๐—น๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐˜€ Applications should be submitted through the Leeds & District FA Club Admin Portal:๐Ÿ”— bit.ly/LDFAClubPortal If your club entered Leeds & District FA District Cup Competitions during the 2025/26 season, please use your existing Club Admin Portal account to submit your application. If you have already submitted your 2026/27 Cup Application, simply add your eligible Saturday Jubilee Cup team(s) within the Club Admin Portal and submit your application again. Your existing Cup Application will be updated to include your additional team entries. ๐—›๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—”๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—น๐˜† - ๐—ก๐—ฒ๐˜„ ๐—–๐—น๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐˜€ If your club has not previously entered Leeds & District FA District Cup Competitions, please complete the Club Contact Information Form:๐Ÿ”— bit.ly/ClubContactInfoForm Once your club has been registered, login details for the Club Admin Portal will be issued to your Club Secretary, allowing you to submit your Cup Application. ๐Ÿ† Be part of history and become the first-ever Leeds & District FA Saturday Jubilee Cup Champions! #LDFA #LeedsFA #SaturdayJubileeCup #GrassrootsFootball #OpenAgeFootball #LeedsCommunityFootballLeague #SaturdayMorningFootballLeague @WestRidingFA @GarforthJFL @Huddersfieldjfl @OfficialYAL @WYAFLOfficial #WestRidingGirlsFootballLeague @Official_Combi @LeagueTriangle #CravenAireWharfeJuniorLeague #HarrogateDistrictJuniorLeague #YorkDistrictYouthFootballLeague @LCCSportDev @GRFootball @Teamgrassroots_ @StickthatonYT generalsports.uk/@the_kwij
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๐Ÿ† ๐—ก๐—˜๐—ช ๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฒ/๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿณ โ€“ ๐—จ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ ๐——๐—œ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—ฅ๐—œ๐—–๐—ง ๐—–๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐Ÿ† The Leeds & District FA is delighted to launch the inaugural U21 District Cup for the 2026/27 season. This exciting new competition has been introduced to provide an additional competitive opportunity for Under 21 teams competing in Sunday U21 leagues, giving young adult players the chance to compete for District Cup honours. ๐Ÿ’ท Entry Fee: ยฃ25 per team ๐Ÿ“ ๐—›๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—”๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—น๐˜† - ๐—ฅ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—–๐—น๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐˜€ Applications should be submitted through the Leeds & District FA Club Admin Portal: ๐Ÿ”— bit.ly/LDFAClubPortal If your club entered Leeds & District FA District Cup Competitions during the 2025/26 season, please use your existing Club Admin Portal account to submit your applications. If you have already submitted your application for the 2026/27 season, simply add your U21 team to your club within the Club Admin Portal and submit your application again. This will update your existing Cup Application to include your additional U21 team entry. ๐Ÿ“๐—›๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—”๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—น๐˜† - ๐—ก๐—ฒ๐˜„ ๐—–๐—น๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐˜€ If your club has not previously entered Leeds & District FA District Cup Competitions, please complete the Club Contact Information Form: ๐Ÿ”— bit.ly/ClubContactInfoForm Once your club has been registered, login details for the Club Admin Portal will be issued to your Club Secretary, allowing you to submit your Cup Application. Don't miss the opportunity to become the first-ever Leeds & District FA U21 District Cup champions! For further information, please email ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐˜๐—ฐ๐˜‚๐—ฝ@๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ๐˜€๐—ณ๐—ฎ.๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ด #LDFA #LeedsFA #DistrictCup #U21Football #SundayFootball #GrassrootsFootball @WestRidingFA @GarforthJFL @Huddersfieldjfl @OfficialYAL @WYAFLOfficial #WestRidingGirlsFootballLeague @Official_Combi @LeagueTriangle #CravenAireWharfeJuniorLeague #HarrogateDistrictJuniorLeague #YorkDistrictYouthFootballLeague @LCCSportDev @GRFootball @Teamgrassroots_ @StickthatonYT generalsports.uk/@the_kwij
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Michael Druce retweeted
๐Ÿ“ข ๐——๐—œ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—ฅ๐—œ๐—–๐—ง ๐—–๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐—”๐—ฃ๐—ฃ๐—Ÿ๐—œ๐—–๐—”๐—ง๐—œ๐—ข๐—ก๐—ฆ ๐—”๐—ฅ๐—˜ ๐—ก๐—ข๐—ช ๐—ข๐—ฃ๐—˜๐—ก! ๐Ÿ†โšฝ The ๐—Ÿ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ๐˜€ & ๐——๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐˜ ๐—™๐—” District Cup application window is now officially open for the 2026/27 season. We invite all eligible clubs to enter our prestigious District Cup competitions and be part of another exciting season of grassroots football. ๐Ÿ† ๐—–๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐˜๐—ถ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜€ ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—น๐˜‚๐—ฑ๐—ฒ: โšฝ U12 District Cup (Boys) โšฝ ๐—ก๐—˜๐—ช U12 District Cup (Girls) โšฝ U13 District Cup (Boys) โšฝ U14 Jack Stott Trophy (Boys) โšฝ ๐—ก๐—˜๐—ช U14 District Cup (Girls) โšฝ U15 Black Prince Trophy (Boys) โšฝ U16 Minor Cup (Boys) โšฝ U17 District Cup (Boys) โšฝ ๐—ก๐—˜๐—ช U17 District Cup (Girls) โšฝ U18 Sunday Junior Trophy (Boys) โšฝ Saturday Senior Challenge Cup (Mens) โšฝ Saturday District Cup (Mens) โšฝ ๐—ก๐—˜๐—ช Saturday Jubliee Cup (Mens) โšฝ Sunday Senior Challenge Cup (Mens) โšฝ Sunday District Cup (Mens) โšฝ ๐—ก๐—˜๐—ช U21 District Cup (Mens) (Sunday) ๐Ÿ“… Applications Open: ๐—ง๐—ต๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐˜€๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐˜† ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฑ๐˜๐—ต ๐—๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฒ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฒ โฐ Closing Date: ๐—ช๐—ฒ๐—ฑ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜€๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐˜† ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฎ๐˜๐—ต ๐—”๐˜‚๐—ด๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฒ ๐Ÿ”„ ๐—ฅ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—–๐—น๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐˜€ : Please submit your District Cup applications via the LDFA Club Portal: ๐Ÿ”— bit.ly/LDFAClubPortal ๐Ÿ†•๐—ก๐—ฒ๐˜„ ๐—–๐—น๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐˜€ ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—–๐—น๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐˜€ ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐——๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ป'๐˜ ๐—˜๐—ป๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—Ÿ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜ ๐—ฆ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—ป : Please complete our Club Contact Information Form, and a member of the District Cup Team will be in touch with further information and application details :๐Ÿ”— bit.ly/ClubContactInfoForm Please don't leave your application until the last minute. Late applications may not be accepted. We look forward to another fantastic season of District Cup football and wish every club the very best of luck on the road to our 2026/27 Finals Programme. #LDFA #LeedsFA #DistrictCup #GrassrootsFootball #RoadToTheFinal #CupFootball @WestRidingFA @GarforthJFL @Huddersfieldjfl @OfficialYAL @WYAFLOfficial #WestRidingGirlsFootballLeague @Official_Combi @LeagueTriangle #CravenAireWharfeJuniorLeague #HarrogateDistrictJuniorLeague #YorkDistrictYouthFootballLeague @LCCSportDev @GRFootball @Teamgrassroots_ @StickthatonYT generalsports.uk/@the_kwij
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Michael Druce retweeted
He just gets it doesnโ€™t he #LUFC
Shouting fuck off at the Leeds United fans after Newcastle United score a late winner Bruno Guimaraes just gets it ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ทโšซ๏ธโšช๏ธ #NUFC
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I got out the bath last night and said to my wife "my bum hole is really stinging but i dont know what it is?"... "Ring sting" she replied... I said "how the fuck will he know".....
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Michael Druce retweeted
So could England and you'd have the added bonuses of.. The oldest football nation on earth with fans able to walk up to stadiums rather than being located 20 miles outside of the city in a former swamp. Walking past houses, cafes, pubs where you can feel the energy build. Enjoy that pint and a sing song in a real pub in a real housing estate next to the stadium rather than 12 different concessions that all sell burgers at a mall/airport stadium concession centre. Pricing that demands ALL fans can realistically attend rather than a cock waving wanker telling everyone he paid a million dollars for his ticket. Communities that live a breathe the game instead of pretending they know what they're talking about for a month every 4 years. Stadiums that are built for the game, generate noise rather than spaceship sized Disneylands that generate zero football atmosphere. A chance for supporters to visit any one of 100 professional clubs stadiums in one small country, many within a 10 mile radius, where 150 year old rivalries have played out. You'll end up buying the shirt of a shitty club in a random town you've never heard of and it'll hit like crack for the rest of your life. A travel experience by car or rail that could see you get to any ground from any other in 4, not 14 hours. An opportunity to have jellied eels before going into the London stadium, jerk chicken or jollof rice at Arsenal , world class Balti pies at Villa Park or homemade top class pies at Anfield by @HomebakedBakery then sitting on the world famous Kop or beautiful new Everton stadium for a game. Let the American mind boggle as St James's Park sits squarely in the City centre of Newcastle, not 20 miles out. Stay in London and visit 15 or 16 professional clubs in one city. Visit the @NFM_Shop and understand 150 years of English football culture, footballs and shirts that are half the age of your country, the world's most fascinating collection of football history. Not everyone wants bigger, more expensive or corporate. Most fans across the globe proudly campaign for affordable pricing so that EVERYONE can enjoy and be a part of this sport. I'll invite you to Spain and Portugal and Morocco , as my guest, for the next edition. Football cultures that from Seville to Barcelona to Bilbao to Marrakech to Lisbon to Porto to Vigo highlight difference in cultures, regions, cities and football experiences. A 24/7 living and breathing passion for the sport that unless experienced, cannot be fully comprehended or appreciated. If you like big, corporate, burger concessioned, greed driven pricing, sure, America wins. But if you want your mind blown, you'll go to a World Cup in Italy, Spain, England, Germany, Brazil, Argentina. I guarantee, even in jest, you'll realise how naive your comments are.
People may not want to admit this but the United States could easily host every World Cup and rotate cities without any issues. The number of high end facilities and venues across the country is insane. Think of the cities/venues that are NOT hosting matches
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Michael Druce retweeted
Last words of George Floyd were ; I canโ€™t breathe Starmer, seeing an opportunity, took the knee. The last words of Henry Nowak were; I canโ€™t breathe. Starmer, not seeing an opportunity because the victim was white rather than black, remained standing. And politicians wonder why we despise them.
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Michael Druce retweeted
Who do we all want relegated today?๐Ÿค”
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Michael Druce retweeted
BREAKING NEWS โ€œFuriousโ€ Starmer was not told local elections had taken place yesterday. The PM claims civil servants kept him in the dark until this morning. He has ordered an enquiry into why the elections had gone ahead without his knowledge. โ€œI thought weโ€™d cancelled themโ€ he told Sky News.
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Michael Druce retweeted
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Michael Druce retweeted
china girl goes viralโ€ฆ youโ€™ll see why in 2 seconds
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