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Microsamp

@Microsamp

CTO @askrella_agency | Software Engineer & Full-Time Workaholic

 Stuttgart, Deutschland
askrella.de
Joined January 2016
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Excited to announce the open-source launch of Askrella Sauron! 👁️ Production ready monitoring cluster based on Grafana Stack, @opentelemetry, @Hetzner_Online and @Cloudflare. ➡️ github.com/askrella/sauron #OpenSource #DevOps #Monitoring
GitHub - askrella/sauron: Production ready monitoring cluster based on Grafana Stack, Hetzner and...

GitHub - askrella/sauron: Production ready monitoring cluster based on Grafana Stack, Hetzner and...

Production ready monitoring cluster based on Grafana Stack, Hetzner and Cloudflare. - askrella/sauron

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@theo26 Jul 2024
What???
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@lemonsqueezy26 Jul 2024
✨ Stripe acquires Lemon Squeezy ✨ Woohoo! We made a sale! 🥳 We're excited to announce that @stripe has acquired @lemonsqueezy to help build a global merchant of record solution. 3 years ago, we set out to make selling digital products easy-peasy. With your help, we've done exactly that. With Stripe's help, we'll continue pushing Lemon Squeezy to new heights and delivering even more value to you, our cherished customers. Over the years, our community has grown exponentially, a testament to the trust and support you've shown us. We couldn't be more grateful. Rest assured, we’ll continue delivering the same fantastic product and reliability you’ve come to trust. We’re excited about finding the best ways to combine Lemon Squeezy and Stripe. Thank you for being part of our journey 🫶 Read the full story here: lemonsqueezy.com/blog/stripe…
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Unlock the full potential of your company by transforming annoying repetitive tasks into simple digital processes! #BusinessAutomation #SoftwareSolutions #ScalableInfrastructure #SimplifyTasks #EntrepreneurLife #BusinessGrowthStrategies #DigitalTools #WorkflowAutomation
Blue-purple background with company logo and text: "Unleash the full potential of your business with custom development. Askrella - where latest technology meets scalable infrastructure."

ALT Blue-purple background with company logo and text: "Unleash the full potential of your business with custom development. Askrella - where latest technology meets scalable infrastructure."

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Maximize efficiency with our custom dashboards! 🚀 Manage workflows, integrate data sources, and embrace AI within a single user-friendly platform designed around your brand. Secure, smart, and tailored to your needs. #BusinessIntelligence #Productivity
Graph with non-data and text: Custom Dashboards, Infinite Possibilities. Crafting Unique Dashboards for every Use Case - Your Vision, Our Expertise.

ALT Graph with non-data and text: Custom Dashboards, Infinite Possibilities. Crafting Unique Dashboards for every Use Case - Your Vision, Our Expertise.

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Transform your business with askrella's individual software solutions! 🚀✨ From seamless landing pages to custom apps and dashboards, we've got it all. Additionally we're specialized in blockchain, cryptocurrencies, AI, and security audits. DM us for a free consultation 🤝
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Exploit released for Linux flaw giving root on major distros - @serghei bleepingcomputer.com/news/se… bleepingcomputer.com/news/se…

Exploits released for Linux flaw giving root on major distros

Proof-of-concept exploits have already surfaced online for a high-severity flaw in GNU C Library's dynamic loader, allowing local attackers to gain root privileges on major Linux distributions.

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Replying to @scarletinked @GergelyOrosz
Things like "Pickpocket" for financial software, or variations of "Spy" for analytics stuff. Award for most frequently used would be "Skynet" for ML projects.
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Open source was a mistake
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android devs: how often is this `SexualActivityRecord` going off in your apps? (this is a real thing) developer.android.com/refere…

SexualActivityRecord  |  API reference  |  Android Developers

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$10,000 client: We love this! $100 client: - I want it by 5 pm - Make the logo bigger - Give me access to the Figma file - My wife wants a different color palette - My unborn child doesn't like paying upfront
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This is quite literally what the agile manifesto says. It’s essentially Goodhart’s law. If you are too focused on maintaining the scrum process by sacrificing delivering value to your customers, you have missed the point of scrum.
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The View Transitions API for Single-Page Apps (SPAs) is in Chrome 111 (the new stable)! 😍 Check out @jaffathecake's fantastic guide bit.ly/view-transitions and this awesome demo from @charca
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@vxunderground @cyb3rops
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AWS SES simulator for e2e testing e.g. in pipelines ⚙️ github.com/askrella/aws-ses-…
GitHub - askrella/aws-ses-mock: AWS SES simulator for e2e testing e.g. in pipelines :gear:

GitHub - askrella/aws-ses-mock: AWS SES simulator for e2e testing e.g. in pipelines :gear:

AWS SES simulator for e2e testing e.g. in pipelines :gear: - askrella/aws-ses-mock

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Ask questions against any git repository, and get a response from the OpenAI GPT-3 model! github.com/askrella/git-gpt 🤖⁉️
GitHub - askrella/git-gpt: Ask questions against any git repository, and get a response from OpenAI...

GitHub - askrella/git-gpt: Ask questions against any git repository, and get a response from OpenAI...

Ask questions against any git repository, and get a response from OpenAI GPT-3 model. - askrella/git-gpt

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Ist das so ein Generationending oder nicht? Meine Eltern kapieren es einfach nicht, dass ich arbeiten muss, wenn ich im Home-Office bin. Die glauben nach 3 Jahren Home-Office immer noch, dass ich frei habe, wenn ich zu Hause bin. Ich glaube das ändert sich nie.
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Thanks everyone for 433 Stars ⭐️on Github! Let's reach the 500 Stars⭐️🚀 github.com/askrella/whatsapp…
GitHub - askrella/whatsapp-chatgpt: ChatGPT + DALL-E + WhatsApp = AI Assistant :robot:

GitHub - askrella/whatsapp-chatgpt: ChatGPT + DALL-E + WhatsApp = AI Assistant :robot:

ChatGPT + DALL-E + WhatsApp = AI Assistant :rocket: :robot: - askrella/whatsapp-chatgpt

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Wenn aufeinmal diese Leute, mit denen man mal Minecraft Plugins programmiert hat auf dem Firmen Slack Server auftauchen 🤔
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Someone paid $8 for Twitter blue and wiped out $15 billion in market cap from a big pharmaceutical company
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Here it is: Twitter engineers were told today to *print out* their last 30 to 60 days of code, so they could show it to Elon Musk himself. Then they were told wait, no, actually, please shred all that code you just printed out. Subscribe to read ➡️ platformer.news/p/elon-takes…
According to four current employees, engineers spent Friday afternoon at Twitter dutifully printing out their code in anticipation of meetings with Musk and some of his senior engineers from Tesla. Other engineers were told to prepare for “code pairing” with Musk, in which they would sit with him and review code together. Just after noon, an executive assistant asked engineers to begin preparing code to show to Musk. “Please print out 50 pages of code you’ve done in the last 30 days (if you haven’t submitted code in the past 30 days, then you can go back up to 60 days),” the assistant wrote in a Slack message obtained by Platformer. “Please be ready to show on your computer as well.”

ALT According to four current employees, engineers spent Friday afternoon at Twitter dutifully printing out their code in anticipation of meetings with Musk and some of his senior engineers from Tesla. Other engineers were told to prepare for “code pairing” with Musk, in which they would sit with him and review code together. Just after noon, an executive assistant asked engineers to begin preparing code to show to Musk. “Please print out 50 pages of code you’ve done in the last 30 days (if you haven’t submitted code in the past 30 days, then you can go back up to 60 days),” the assistant wrote in a Slack message obtained by Platformer. “Please be ready to show on your computer as well.”

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Being an independent contractor sucks for a lot of reasons, but it also affords you the unique ability to tell people to fuck off in delightful ways.
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