Stanley

BY GOD ALMIGHTY, I CALL HEAVEN AND EARTH TO BE ON RECORD TODAY! AI DEVELOPERS, YOU WOLL CRUMBLE!!!

I won’t get off this toilet until I figure out wordle and connections.

Realizing I ain’t ever looked at Lauryn Hill’s titties before

Doesn’t need the flag either

I don’t care if this cock sucking piece of shit cured COVID before the shooting, he is still a murderer and deserves to fucking die

Eric Gordon lost the ball, regained the ball, defender standing straight up, EG leans into him to throw up an impossible shot and is rewarded with [checks notes] free throws????

laid off this morn career dead, but at least i can tweet again missed y’all

Bobcats 32, Cavs 25 at the end of the 1st Q.

Big Al with 10 points in the 1st Q. Gosh. He's such an offensive wizard. It's fun watching him play.

13-12 Grizzlies lead over the Bulls with 90 seconds to go in the first. Mike Dunleavy is the only Chicago starter to have not scored.

Great block by MKG on a Spencer Hawes dunk attempt.

John Salmons enters the game for the Toronto Raptors. Ask Kings fans how they feel about him.

Patrick Patterson is in the game for the Raptors. He's shooting much better from 3 as a Raptor (42%) than he was as a King (23%).

Back-to-back buckets by the Cavs and Steve Clifford takes his own timeout.

DeMarcus Cousins has two fouls early in this game, so he's on the bench now w/ less than 5 mins to go in the game.

Bobcats open up a 20-13 lead on the Cavs late in the 1st Q and Mike Brown calls a timeout.

Back-to-back jumpers for MKG. It's a miracle!

The Raptors have Amir Johnson guarding DeMrcus Cousins. Johnson tried fronting DMC last possession to no avail.

Bobcats up 11-9 on the Cavs midway through the 1st Q.

Bulls 8, Grizzlies 4 midway through the first quarter. No surprise coming from a Memphis-Chicago game. First to 70 wins?