ᥫ᭡. 𝐷𝑒𝑡𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝐾𝑦𝑟𝑖𝑒

★ Kyrie Canaan ★ • Former Thief (occasionally still steals here and there.) 🔻 • Former Merc 🔻 • Current Detective ❝Keep trying until you find the Job that suits you best!❞

Putting her poster all around Town. A Shinra Guard dragged her out of Rufus's parking lot.

❝I got an idea .ᐟ Why wait till the customers come to me? I should open my own delivery service and get the products to the customer .ᐟ❞ ❝O M G .ᐟ I am so brilliant .ᐟ❞

❝We're both from the Slums though.❞

❝Dear Shinra, I hearby apply for citizenship in a upper sector.❞ ❝I have sent you my qualifications in the attachements.❞

❝I got 10HP but I make every single one count baby .ᐟ❞

Drinking at a club, because seventh heaven is closed today .ᐟ

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Kyrie is such a catch, even Rufus had to tell his illegitimate half brother who he usually is on bad terms with to not fumble her.

❝I can't believe I spent 5 years saving 5000 Gil and somehow I'm 5000 Gil in debt. Damn recession.❞

❝Evan is so hot when he doesn't care if someone is from the Slums.❞

¥: It's kinda funky that the Turks did pretty bad in regards to Aerith's treatment, yes it could have been a lot worse, but let's face it, they were not Stellar. Meanwhile they treat Kyrie the way Gordon Ramsay treats good cooks 😂😂😂

You're welcome Count Turkular.

❝I went from a toddler to a whole woman and this guy didn't even get a new hairstyle.❞ ❝Yeah okay Vladimir.❞

❝I've been plotting away in my heart every day To put this plan into action And though I try to resist, I find the thing is this Until I get it, there's no satisfaction I want something you have I want it oh so bad Don't move, hand it over I won't stop till it's in my hands 🎶❞

❝I finally got the high ground .ᐟ❞

❝He hasn't aged in two decades. Like not even a day.❞

Tseng is a Vampire.

❝I want to go to a orchestral concert .ᐟ Someone take me please .ᐟ❞

❝Burn the shed down if you have to, just make the Psycho stop hammering .ᐟ I'll pay.❞